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Cunt

My boyfriend looks like CatWeasel. Jealous much?

About Me

If people know your name, they automatically have power over you. In short, if you don't know, don't ask.
If my layout isn't inducing an epileptic spazz-attack on you, it's not doing its job.
I like to get shitfaced and smoke bare amounts of weed, if you don't, I really can't see what we have in common, haha.
I've got a black belt in keeping it real, bruv.
I am:
Sixteen years young.
Wise, despite my years.
A Metalhead.
Loyal (to those who deserve it).
A cunt (to those who deserve it).
Love my boyfriend, Joey, like a bullemic loves puking before digestion :)
A perfectionist.
Pedantic, depending on the situation.
An extrovert.
Hard to get to know.
Easily angered.
Emotionally unstable.
A borderline alcoholic.
A pothead.
Fanatical about music.
Paranoid as fuck.
Tiny.
Easy to talk to.
Open-minded.
Brutally honest.
Tactless.
Shameless.
Ambitious.
..But lazy, nevertheless.
One of a kind (so I'm told).
Unapproachable (to those who don't know me).
The possessor of a warped sense of humour.
A fuck up.
A daddy's girl.
Possibly your worst nightmare.

My Interests

Drinking (preferably Jack Daniel's/Strongbow)
Smoking (weed & Mayfair menthols, please)
Music :) (metal, techno, 80's)
Sex?
My nan's roast dinners.
Calling Joey CatWeasel/Fun Boy/The Grinch just to see him get all annoyed, awww :)
Underwear & shoe shopping.
Fetish & cyber wear.
Body mods.
Dreadlocks.
Bright green.
Cuddles.
Kisses.
Text messages.
Emails/hand-written letters.
The point where you get your little nest in the duvet & pillow perfect & are just starting to doze off.

I'd like to meet:

The Pope, so I can put him in a wheelie bin.
Chris Adler, schwiiiiiiiiiiing!
Tairrie B, 'cause she's amazing.
Dimebag, R.I.P, mate :(
If you're "@ THE DISCO!" in any way, shape, or form, you can fuck right off. I'm sick of you scene queens, and emo faggots, you annoy me.

Music:

PANTERA
Lamb of God
My Ruin
Sikth
Slayer
In Flames
etc.

Velvet Acid Christ
Prodigy
Lady Bouncer
etc.

The Cure
Dead or Alive
Depeche Mode
Sisters of Mercy
etc.

Movies:

House of 1000 Corpses
The Devil's Rejects
Edward Scissorhands
The Butterfly Effect
American History X

Television:

The Catherine Tate Show
Little Britain
That 70's Show.

Books:

The Satanic Bible
Taltos
Desperation.

Heroes:

Tairrie B
Morrigan Hel
Dimebag
Joey, for putting up with my shit. Well done.
My dad.

My Blog

About me ---> pinched from Lauren ♥

I Live: in hope of life improving. I Work: like a slave, if the outcome is worthwhile. I Talk:  shit, to stifle what's really going on in my head. I Wish: I knew when to keep my mouth shut.I...
Posted by Cunt on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST