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Laus

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a work in progress, I'm just not quite there yet. I'm a slow motion accident lost in coffee rings and fingerprints. So listen up and look at me straight, just hear me out. It's anyone's guess how I do things and what I'm about.

My Interests

Alphabetical Order. Advertisng. Irony. Anti-establishemnt. Beauty under breakdown. Bikes. Bored teenagers. Masterful plans. Shoes. The Beach. Mess.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can pull off the balding look and still grow a ponytail.

Music:

Beercat. Afro-Cuban Jazz Project. The Aggrolites. Amy Winehouse. Axwel. Bear Cat. The Beatles. Ben Harper. Black Seeds. Bloc Party. The Checks. The Chemical Brothers. Chris Issac. Coconut Records The Clash. Coconut Records . Coldplay. Common. Concord Dawn. Courtney Love. CSS. Dandy Warhols. Dave Dobbyn . David Bowie. David Gray. David Guetta. Dire Straits. Dizzee Rascal . The Donnas. Dusty Springfield. The Eagles. . Electric Confectionaires. Enon. Eric Clapton. Erykah Badu Fat Freddys Drop Felix da Housecat. . Fiona Apple. Freeform Five. Crash Test Dummies. Gary Jules. Glass Candy. Goldfrapp. Hole. Hot Chip. Jamiroquai. Jay-Z Junior Boys. Justice Kora Lady Sovereign. Lauren Hill Liam Finn Lupe Fiasco. Madonna. North Shore Pony Club. Paul Simon. Peaches. Pendulum. Peter Bjorn + John. . The Pixies. Placebo Rhombus. Robyn. The Romanovas. The Roots. Roy Orbison . Samonella Dub Shapeshifter. Sjd. Smashing Pumpkins. Sneaky Sound System. Soulwax. The Strokes. Talib Kweli. Tiki Taane. Tracy Chapman. Voom. T-Pain HARD.

Movies:

300. Baz Lurhman's Romeo & Juliet. Billy Elliot. Blades of Glory. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Fight Club. Grease. Hell on Wheels. High School Musical. In My Father's Den. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Little Miss Sunshine. Lost in Translation. Love Actually. Monty Python. Napoleon Dynamite. Pride & Prejudice (Colin Firth, not Keira Knightley). Rain. Saved. Snatch. Spiceworld. Star Wars. The Departed. The Lion King. The Little Rascals. The Phantom of the Opera. The Real Jimmy Grimble. The Virgin Suicides. Transformers. V for Vendetta. Walk the Line. Zoolander.

Television:

American Chopper. Grey’s Anatomy. MacGuyver. Night Rider. Tom Goes To The Mayor. Outrageous Fortune.

Books:

Uni textbook stuff and the ABC of growing up have got me busy these days.

Heroes:

At the moment I'm looking up to Konrad Kurta. Mainly because he put me in his heroes list so I thought I should return the favour. He also ate four cold chicken sausages once, which is a pretty heroic thing in itself. And the other day he showed me how to pump up my car tyres, so that was helpful.And Bill Rundle. Anyone who can sing Enrique that good can be my hero, baby.

My Blog

Who shot Freddie?

7yr old Freddie was shot while playing in his own backyard in Timaru on Saturday morning.Freddie was a little papillon dog who was described as being tiny and harmless - makes you wonder why anyone wo...
Posted by Laus on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:30:00 PST

Things on my mind...

New Zealand's pessimistic attitude.Yeah a big wah about losing the quarterfinal.  Yeah we're not as awesome as all the ads and pre-cup build up has told us.  Yeah the All Blacks aren't demi ...
Posted by Laus on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:32:00 PST

And my friends were like,

      When  I  saw  you  kissing  that  girl ,  my  heart  it  shattered  and  my  eyes  they&n...
Posted by Laus on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:43:00 PST

a technological love song

just redsicovered this gem.  classic.   Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever We met in a chat room Where love can fully bloom Sure the World Wide Web is great But you, ...
Posted by Laus on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:43:00 PST

thesongwelistentoatwork

edited for the kiwi audience....   Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim. Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets. Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Sir Ed, ...
Posted by Laus on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:23:00 PST

transformed into rivals

they should have been friends immediately, but for a beautiful woman. her brief appraising glance raked each like a manicured fingernail,raising passians like hackles on wolves on such a millisecond d...
Posted by Laus on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:46:00 PST

todays story

Today on the bus a beautiful boy sat in front of me.  He was even wearing a tshirt similar to one I've just bought, that guy had taste.  He was even listening to the Foo Fighters and sportin...
Posted by Laus on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:49:00 PST

Things to Do. Things to Collect.

Collect knives.Sharpen them every night.  While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''   Collect hundreds of pens.Pile them on one side of the room. ...
Posted by Laus on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:02:00 PST

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Thursday night, everything's fine.Except you've got that look in your eyewhen I'm tellin' a story and you find it boringyou're thinking of something to say.  You'll go along with it then drop ita...
Posted by Laus on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:41:00 PST

Santa Parade for Perverts

Ideally this would belong under the subject "Sex and PR Stunts", but alas that area of discussion has yet to be explored by Tom and his merry myspace crew. Everyone's Favourite Tom(Tom Martin, you c...
Posted by Laus on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:41:00 PST