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About Me

HMMM, What to say aboot me! I don’t believe in Canada or France. I recently stopped answering questions. My home is infested with chupacabras, the fabled Mexican goat eater. I am not PC at all. I think it is ok to race babies, especially if they are fast. I think Restless Leg syndrome and Irritable Bowl Syndrome are funny and I would like to meet a person who has both. I am gay and straight but not Bi, that is gross. I really like showers.Aristotle:”I live by the philosophy that if you leave a vacuum at someone’s house and say you don't want it anymore, you cannot later say you want it back, that is bullshit. It is not my fault that the only person living in your house that owned a vacuum moved out and the remaining 2 could not pull together $19.95 and get a new one.”

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rolf Harris, the famous Australian folk rock Poet responsible for such memorable hits as "all together now" and "animal magic." Rolf, please never let my abos go loose.

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