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Alex

I'd rather be drinking right now. Wait...I probably am...

About Me

I'm pretty much a clown. If you can't take a joke, YOU WILL HATE ME. Fun loving, and easy going pretty much says it all. I spent nine years in the Marines, and recently got out. I got work for Lockheed Martin (Missiles and Fire Control), and really enjoy my job. It's kinda like I'm still in, but get paid more than the rest of the guys. I love living in sourthern California. In my opinion, there isn't a more beautiful place to live in the world. I have one little girl who's my six year old princess, and is the most important thing in the world to me.

My Interests

All things football. And my job, which is fixing these bad boys:

I'd like to meet:

The entire New Orleans Saints football team, Jack Black, Christopher Walken, and Jose Cuervo. Especially Jose Cuervo...Oh, and pretty much all the female pornstars.The man:

Music:

Here's a couple:

Movies:

Just about anything funny or action packed.

Television:

Anything on Comedy Central or the History Channel.

Books:

I only read refrigerator magnets...

Heroes:

All the Devil-dogs, Soldiers, Seamen, and Airmen putting their lives on the line every day are heroes, no matter what anyone else says.