At one point in my life I was a conjoined triplet .
The Man With The Dazzling Sapphire Cape will always be my brother.
Maps and Flying Unicorns .
It isn't a regret. The hope I've made permanent.
I am no longer afraid to wait as long as it takes to get myself where I need to be.
So long, Astoria. We'll still have our stories, battle scars, pirate ships, and wounded hearts.
I recently learned that relationships take work. If they're too easy then it's not for real.
I tend to hold on to memories. Good or bad.
I believe that the world would be a better place if people spent more time being happy with their lives and less time being less time being angry over nothing.
I happen to believe that I am a real pirate .
John Allman is my first mate on my ship of doom.
Smoking a little weed never hurt anyone.
I recently gave up complaining. I figured that no one wants to hear me bitch.
Once I start watching a TV marathon, I can't stop.
I jump to conclusions way too fast.
I don't get depressed easily. When I do, it doesn't last long.
I have 836 Words of the Day in my inbox.
I hate winter, but occasionally I'll just sit in the snow until I'm numb.
I hate fighting. Increase the peace.
I've never won a game of BINGO in my life.
I tried to be a vegetarian once.
Drinking Sunny D just makes me more thirsty.
I'm above the law.
I'm also bulletproof .
I'm a huge pack rat. I keep everything.
I have four years worth of Rolling Stone and Alternative Press magazines stacked up in my room.
But I'm not messy .
Someday my handwriting will be a font.
I like to write the occasional letter and send it via US Postal Service.
I love going to Barnes & Noble , getting a tall caramel frappuccino and looking at Post Secret books with my boo.
When the triangle gets together, we're fucking crazy. You'll think we're on crack. But it's just how we roll in the hood. ps. don't fuck with the triangle.
The triangle covers Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll
My right hand is always colder than my left.
I'm nothing but a zyphoid process .
I dislike [most] holidays because it usually means a family get-to-gether .
I'm the queen mother of Monopoly Jr. , for shizzle yo.
I love cruising through the country playing "hey cow" with andrew and elysha. ♥
I really don't like animal haters .
I will always take in abandoned, deformed kitties.
If tragedy is appealing then disaster's an addiction.
I'm afraid of vacuums .
I have polarbearaphobia. But don't worry, they're working on it.
I'm a reality tv junkie.
I hate being poked.
I hate it when things don't go the way I want them to.
I pride myself on being punctual...most days.
My biggest fear is of choking or being burned at the stake.
If it doesn't make you cough, it wasn't good ice cream.
I like going to shows.
They never play what I want to hear, just some shit I hate. I never listen to the radio cause I got tapes. The radio airwaves gave me a lobotomy.
When making only one piece of toast, the bread should always be placed in the right side of the toaster.
Desperado aint got shit on me.
I have cried so hard that I've puked and then passed out.
I believe that masturbation is a healthy habit.
I've seen Matt Skiba with my own two eyes.
Hunter S. Thompson is one of my heros.
Someday I will own the Holy Grail .
I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
JOKE OF THE YEAR
Q. What is the difference between a raccoon and a TV set?
A. A lot!
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