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CAKES!! (that's me!!!)

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About Me

I'm mostly just a huge dork. I love music. I love to dance (can't stop dancing, really). I love doing the unexpected. I love to play games (card and board, not mind, although...). I love lamp. I love to laugh ("ha ha ha ha! Loud and long and clear." Anyone, Mary Poppins? No?). I love to have fun. Straight boyfriends may come and go, but I can always count on my gay boyfriends. I have many and they are numbered (or with the case of Jesse, he's my only letter!) Who says there's one perfect man for every woman. I do believe that every woman deserves 5, or some combination of the 5 men a woman deserves.1. A man who fixes things.2. A man to talk to who listens.3. A man who'll dance with you.4. A man who pays for things.5. A man who's great in bed.I simply hope to find a man who has more than two of these qualities, and I'm good to go. And currently, I find most of these qualities in my gay boyfriends.All in all, I'm just a big kid. Or, realistically, I'm still a kid. "Big" is a word no woman wants to hear anywhere near her name.

My Interests

Gotta love new musicals! This just fits into my life right now too! Spring Awakening...please, enjoy. :)

Music:

Oh man. I'm a singer, this is like asking a chef to pick a favorite food. It's impossible. I listen to pretty much anything, from classical to county, R&B to musical theater, rap to rock....litterally...everything. What's been playing on my iPod lately: Al Green, the Beatles, Nancy Sinatra, Frank Sinatra, Madonna (always and forever Madonna!), John Mayer, Carrie Underwood, Christina Aguilera, The Darkness, the Diddy Bops, Sublime, Fiona Apple, Green Day, OAR, Imogen Heap, Incubus, James Blood Ulmer, Jimi Hendrix, Julia Murney, Justin Timberlake (yes, that's right), K.T. Tunstall, Kenny Chesney, Rascal Flatts, Michael Jackson (I love him! As an artist, not a person), The Pouges, The Scotch Greens, ZO2, Feff, Weezer, The Weather Girls (one hit wonder, I know, but I love it's raining men, it brings out the black woman in me), Weezer. Just to name a few. Pandora.com is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Well...

Movies:

Stardust (my new favorite movie!!)The Usual Suspects, Bird Cage, The Princess Bride, Team America: World Police, Waiting..., Guys and Dolls, Moulin Rouge, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Good Will Hunting, Dogma, Clue, All the President's Men, anything by Mel Brooks, Batman Begins and all other fabulous movies.

Television:

Law and Order, Top Chef but not this season, Monk, Psych. Everything else I just glance at.

Books:

Harry Potter, Wicked, Girls Guide to Hunting and Fishing, Davinci Code, Lord of the Rings, Sweet Potato Queens Book of Love.

Heroes:

My sister, for being the greatest woman alive and teaching me that everyone makes a difference. My mother, for teaching me that there will always be someone better and someone worse than you and that no matter what you do, have fun, otherwise it's not worth it. My father, for bing my teddybear and teaching me acceptance and responsibility. My uncle sean, for teaching me to not hold a grude. And Wonderwoman, for teaching me to be hot and not be afraid of the superpowers that I have. I'd also like to thank the Academy, Hollywood Foreign Press, Screen Actor's Guild, Recording Academy, and the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. Thank you!!

My Blog

I bruise like a banana

Well, ladies and gentlemen, we all knew it was true, but I'm officially an accident waiting to happen.Last night, while tending bar in our lovely Jazz Standard, I had an accident.  While stocking...
Posted by CAKES!! (that's me!!!) on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:51:00 PST

My new love

So, today, my favorite person in the whole wide world (my sister) came to visit.  She had a 13 hour lay-over in my fabulous city on her way to Burkina Faso, and we got to play.  We went to t...
Posted by CAKES!! (that's me!!!) on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:29:00 PST

AAAGGGHH!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH   SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!   FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! COCK MOTHER FUCKING SHIT ASS PIMPED OUT WHORE ...
Posted by CAKES!! (that's me!!!) on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:50:00 PST

Open Call for Gay Boyfriends

For those of you who didn't see my profile update, I discuss the 5 men every woman deserves.  You can have any combination of men, but every woman deserves to have someone to do these things for ...
Posted by CAKES!! (that's me!!!) on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST

Oh the gods must really love me!!

So, yesterday I was helping a friend of a friend move, but after I went out for a drink.  I went to this bar I love because another friend works there and I can pay almost nothing as long as I ti...
Posted by CAKES!! (that's me!!!) on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:03:00 PST

Stupid Croissant!! I want a BAGEL!!!

So, a good friend of mine described a great analogy for me, and I love it.  And I love how right after she describes this analogy, it immediately makes sense.The Croissant and the Bagel.  Th...
Posted by CAKES!! (that's me!!!) on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

Oh the Christmas Party

As some of you may have known, Brian, my boyfriend, invited me to his company Christmas party last night.  He works for KPMG (he's a CPA) and so it was all sorts of "suits".  Well, let me te...
Posted by CAKES!! (that's me!!!) on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:02:00 PST

OH MY GOD!!!

So, I've noticed that the "New York Attitude" has rubbed off on me just a little.  Many examples come to mind.  A woman gets into a cab that is obviously for me, since I am waiting in the "c...
Posted by CAKES!! (that's me!!!) on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:27:00 PST

huh?

Have you ever done something so stupid that it scared the shit out of you and you don't know what to do or how to fix it?  Just wondering....   holy shit
Posted by CAKES!! (that's me!!!) on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:11:00 PST

EEEE!! (Dolphin noises!!)

So, I can't tell you how just giddy I am.  Why?  Well just so much to look forward to: Best Friend's Wedding (not the movie, my best friend is really getting married...yikes!  Yay! ...
Posted by CAKES!! (that's me!!!) on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:21:00 PST