About Me
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Im the CK. I like to drink to the point of inebriation.
in·e·bri·ate (n-br-t)
tr.v. in·e·bri·at·ed, in·e·bri·at·ing, in·e·bri·ates
1. To make drunk; intoxicate.
2. To exhilarate or stupefy as if with alcohol.
adj. (-t)
Intoxicated.
n. (-t)
An intoxicated person..
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.I dont like guys with long hair, I like my hair, I think everyone should be respectable to people they dont know, dont run your mouth if your going to run fast later, I'm not a fighter but i'll fight you,jealousy is the most unattractive thing, swing before your swung on, i like lifting weights but i havent done it in a long while, i like drinking too much it might actually be a problem, on the topic of problems i LOVE to gamble,ive been in a lot of fights and ive never lost any, i like my truck, i dont like my car,I like boobs, i like girls who like themselves, i would rather sleep then party but i have a hard time sleeping so im awake bored so id rather party, most girls are irrational, most guys are irrational, i like playing pool, i hate being in a pool, showers are awesome but i hate the rain, i dont have a job right now but i always seem to have money,i like to sleep on my left side more than my right but i always wake up on my stomach, mexican food is good, chinese food makes me drool, living in salem is boring but i cant see myself anywhere else, if you are a vegatarian i dont understand you cause turkey is the best thing on the planet, i swear more than anyone i know but im selfconscience about it, I like going to the theater to watch movies but nobody wants to do that anymore, I LOVE zoo's but i've only been to a couple, babies remind me of monkeys, i like to make up words and give them meanings, I make up nicknames for all my friends, Morbious is my crowning achivement, I would rather sit on the couch watching tv with friends then go to a bar, i dont smoke ciggarettes but i occasionally smoke weed, i dont like my handwriting, i like the way people smell after being in the ocean, i dont like it when people talk to much when its obvious im trying to focus on something else, i dont like it when im watching tv and someone changes the channel without asking, I cant stand when other people are wathcing something dumb and wont let me change it, im the most generous person i know if i know you otherwise your shit out of luck,id rather jog then walk, i dont like being sweaty, i like waking up at 4am to go take a piss and get bak into bed and its still warm from when you left, I never had a teddy bear as a kid i had tweedy bird, i dont like soup all that much, i like guns, knives are dumb, bikes are dumb, super short hair on girls is dumb, I dont like typing, I dont like change, i like funny haha more than funny hmmmm. I dont get most of english comedy, the earliest i remember is my 4th birthday, ive never had a broken bone, i sunburn easy, typing this was a chore for me so hopefully you read the whole thing.------------------------------------------------------
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