Laundry Day |
I finally found a drop off laundry place in my neighborhood the other day, which got me pretty excited because I figured it would solve all of my problems. Who the hell wants to pump quarters into a m...
Posted by Wittman on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:32:00 PST |
Bullet points |
* Summer should be all about getting drunk and listening to Tom Petty. No questions.* We're going to get very frustrated trying to explain to our children that "Hulk" and "The Incredible Hulk" were tw...
Posted by Wittman on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:09:00 PST |
Summer |
It's mid-April. It's gonna to be 70 degrees Fahrenheit in New York City on Thursday. Then it'll be June before you know it. That's good fucking news to anyone who likes to have a good time. Here are s...
Posted by Wittman on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:56:00 PST |
Winter Sport |
Well, it's mid/late February and you know what that means, kids: It's ice skating season. Time to grab those blades, velcro up that parka and hit the rink with that special someone. Of course, it also...
Posted by Wittman on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:41:00 PST |
Automotive |
If a mechanic tells you that you need new rotors but your super tells you you don't, listen to the mechanic. Otherwise, that shit's gonna cost you about 500 dollars and totally ruin your Thursday.Swit...
Posted by Wittman on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:21:00 PST |
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Posted by Wittman on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:52:00 PST |
So we tried to make a movie... |
For those of you who don't know, Double D and I just got back from shooting our feature in Southeast Asia. We sold the script for our nautical thriller "Speed Too" to Lion's Gate back in late August. ...
Posted by Wittman on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:33:00 PST |
Give a woman a camera... |
...and this is what happens:
AtomFilms.com: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy CentralUnrealistic, meandering, indulgent horseshit.The real-life genesis for this atrocious concept is so o...
Posted by Wittman on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:52:00 PST |
Happiness is at your iFingertips. |
I bought an iPod today. Five years or so behind the curve as always, I finally caved not so much to the zeitgeist as to the reality that conversation had gotten really boring in the car since the CD p...
Posted by Wittman on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:45:00 PST |
String Theory |
It's gonna explain everything, you guys.
Posted by Wittman on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:34:00 PST |
