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CHARLER

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About Me

Originally born with three testicles which in turn produces 3x the testosterone, I'm pretty much all that is man. Born in the wonderful year of our lord: 1986, I came with no instructions included. Currently in search of the American Dream (big house, red door, blue shutters, white fence) I plan to take corporate America by storm and make enough money to buy my home island of Guam and turn it into a huge military base. I'm sure no one else is smart enough to think of that.Besides all of that I'm pretty much your average, run-of-the-mill guy. When life gives me lemons, I eat the shit out of them. When it pitches me a fast ball, I send that bitch flying into the crowd. I don't bite the hand that feeds me, I take it into a dark alley and make it give me an [expletive deleted] then pay it 10 bucks and send it packing. I guess I can honestly say that when the world finally blows up, I'll still be happy.

My Interests

Mopeds and manatees. Writing and drawing.

I'd like to meet:

I've pretty much met everyone. Can't you tell by my friend count? Hey, if God had a myspace he'd add me first.

Music:

Oldies and goodies: 311, Luther Vandross, Bob Marley, Bone Thugs...a lot of easy-going stuff and mood music.

Movies:

Fight Club, American Beauty, Gattaca, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Clash of the Titans, Life as a House, Serenity, Puss in Boots, The Phantom of the Opera, My Girl, The Sand Lot, Total Recall, Snake in Eagles Shadow, CUBE, Last Samurai, Scarface, Captain Barbell, Braveheart, Firestarter, The Godfather, 18 and Lost in Asia, Super Troopers, Half-Baked, Robocop, and Monty Python's: The Quest for the Holy Grail.

Television:

Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, Adult Swim, and vh1.

Books:

The Dark Tower series by Stephen King, The Da Vinci Code and Angels & Demons, Brotherhood of the Rose, Nightmares and Dreamscapes.....a lot of Stephen King.

Heroes:

My mum whom without none of this would be possible. God. Grandma who can still make me cry. My sister who never fails to remind me that I'm going to hell. My boy Toby who is the darkest shade of Chamorro and whom I've known since before I was even thought of. Plamin who is the ultimate filipino warrior in my life. hehe. My uncle Gil who made me the man I am today. All of my siblings especially Mar, that crazy bitch.

My Blog

IN THANKS...(no raffing arrowed)

I just read my sister's blog and I thought I'd bite her styoo and do one of my own. It is indeed the halfway point this year and I just thought I'd thank and give credit where credit is due (this coul...
Posted by CHARLER on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:10:00 PST

Priesthood, luxury cars, picking mango, favoritism...

The following is based on an actual conversation: "Boy, are you still thinking about becoming a priest?" "Umm.....how much do priests get paid grandma?" "Nevermind. You'll be paid in heaven!" "So I gu...
Posted by CHARLER on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:51:00 PST

The Peaceful Warrior. Thanks Mar!

Because the battles that we fight are from the inside...Where are you? Here.What time is it? Now.What are you? This moment.Those who are the hardest to love, need it the most.There is no starting or s...
Posted by CHARLER on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:54:00 PST

Inner battle, baby seals, new pair of shoes...

Woke up this morning with a smile on my face and an open heart, ready to face the day, the music, the sunrise... You know that saying "All good things must come to an end."? It happened...today. ...
Posted by CHARLER on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:59:00 PST

How to make Emo Stew...

EMO STEW 1 cup- The Bucket List 5 cups- The Shawshank Redemption Add extra Morgan Freeman for taste, hehe. 1 tsp.- Love's Divine by SEAL 2 tsp.- This Years Love by David Gray 1 tbsp.- Dreamgirl b...
Posted by CHARLER on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:38:00 PST

SIMPLIFIED...

Sometimes you have to take one step back to get two steps ahead......I don't know how exactly the fuck that makes sense, but it sure as hell sounds cool. I guess that's the saying of my day. I found ...
Posted by CHARLER on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:30:00 PST

And life is what you make of it...

"Bitch, it's called self-esteem! It's the esteem of your motherfuckin' self!" -Kat Williams, The Pimp Chronicles Pt.1   A beautiful sun rises to reveal a beautiful day. After filling up with chic...
Posted by CHARLER on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:27:00 PST

Hell hath no fury like a womans corn...

You wake to a perfect life. Perfect house, perfect family, perfect everything........perfect. It takes only one trip to outer space until you find yourself in a dirty ol' rent-a-car ready to kill in t...
Posted by CHARLER on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:33:00 PST

THE BREAD MAN CHRONICLES...

I woke up to a beautiful day today...a day nonetheless. I see the world as an awesome living thing that ebbs and flows to a greater power. Everything is alive and well. I bask in my feeling of insign...
Posted by CHARLER on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:16:00 PST

IN ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING...

At times we find ourselves soaring to new and exciting heights. The trick is to never look down. Never look down, never be afraid. The only way to look down and soar higher is to lose the fear of...
Posted by CHARLER on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:12:00 PST