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Veritas et Aequtias
Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God. And whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed, for in the image of God made He man.
Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood until it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, Et fili, Spiritus sancti.
Summon Creature: Captain Neck Bulge
HP: 23450
MP: 1721
Speed: 55
Att: 55
Def: 130
Evade: 155
Element: Rage
Note- Will only appear if given whiskey and cigarettes or Japanese porno magazines with naked chicks on motorcycles. Will sometimes leave behind random treasure after battle.
- Handle of Jameson's
- Bloody Tire Iron (+6 Bashing damage)
- Family Size Bottle of Ibuprofen
Likes: Rage, Bashing
Dislikes: Unrage and Unbashing
I am Karrin Murphy.

I head up one of the most thankless jobs in Law Enforcement. Half the department thinks I'm just crazy. The other's simply convinced I'm dangerous. They all think I'm due for an early retirement. And they've all been wrong longer than they'd like.

It's my job to protect the people who can't protect themselves. I'm never one of them. Me and the boys in Special Investigations stand between the rest of Chicago and the darkness, armed only with our guns and our determination.

If you threaten one of them, or anyone I am sworn to protect, I will end you, no matter how many limbs and fangs you have, no matter how many bullets bounce off your scaly hide. I will find a way.

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PICKLES THE DRUMMER"Doodily Doo, ding dong, doodily doodily doo"Hence the name, you're the drummer of the brutal band DETHKLOK. You speak with a northern accent because you were raised in Wisconsin. I'd say out of all of the band members, you love to drink alcohol the most. You're famous for your ex-role in the band "Snakes n' Barrels." You hate your older brother, You say "douchebag" alot, and you have an endorsement deal for nickels called "Pickles Nickles."One of your great quotes is: "IT'S CALLED A GROCERY STORE, YOU DOUCHEBAGS!!"
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INTP - "Architect". Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population. Take Free Jung Personality Test
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Main Type Overall Self
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Enneagram Test Results
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||| 49%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||| 38%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||| 60%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 57%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||| 40% Your main type is 8
Your variant is self-preservation Take Free Enneagram Personality Test A Halo Quiz: Which Red vs Blue character are you?
You are Grif. You are known for your excellent comebacks, and your constant annoying sarcasm. You're always up for a good staring challenge, or an argument over something stupid. But there is some people, you just can't seem to beat...and that would be Donut. You try to stay away from him as much as possible.(Full Name: Private Dexter Grif.)(Armor Color: Orange.)
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Jack Bauer
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You scored as Commander Samuel Vimes. You are Samuel Vimes! Captain of Ankh-Morporkâ??s city Watch! You are a knight, married to the very wealthy, noble lady Sybil Ramkin. You often walk the streets at night, and are able to tell where you are by the feel of the cobbles under your boots. You always do what is right â?? that is, what needs to be done â?? to keep the city safe, even when it seems bad.

Commander Samuel Vimes


88%

The Librarian


75%

Esmerelda (Granny) Weatherwax


56%

Greebo


50%

Gytha (Nanny) Ogg


50%

Death


50%

Carrot Ironfounderson


44%

Lord Havelock Vetinari


38%

Cohen The Barbarian


38%

Rincewind


31%
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You are Alia, the sister of Paul Atreides. Shortly after Paul gains power, you become an abomination, which costs you your life. As a child, you were just plain creepy.
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Good sense of humor, well read, social smoker/drinker, emotionally crippled narcissist

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Melissa called to tell me that our comic got accepted into the anthology (like I'm suprised) so now I'm working on the script. Yay.My Life Drawing 2 class got cancelled due to low enrollment. This com...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 14:07:00 GMT

Old Friends

I had no idea Juancho was back in town, so I've been spending most of my time with the crazy fag. He's going back to Alaska to make that proverbial fat cash canning fish and freezing his nonexistant a...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:26:00 GMT

Merry Mugging

Some asshole with a gun mugged my dad last night. Talk about holiday spirit. The house is under Red Alert since the guy not only stole money, but my dad's briefcase which had our home address on some ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:45:00 GMT

grr. arg.

This has, without a doubt, been the shittiest year of my life. Maybe next year will yield better results.Going to cat-sit for Goff and Aaron for a few weeks, which should be fun. I get to stay away fr...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 13:19:00 GMT

Bitter? Hilarious? You decide!

I recently re-read Tim Fish's "Cavalcade of Boys" and he coined a board game of sorts called the Gay [dating] Cycle. Personally, I think most of these could really apply to anyone's sexuality, but may...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:21:00 GMT

stabbity happiness

I WANT THIS.I somehow doubt my parents would be willing to shell out money for this statue for my Yule gift, so I'm going to have to pray that the Hogfather delivers this to me after sacrificing a nub...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:44:00 GMT

Hey you! I'm gonna vomit in your eyes!

If I were a superhero/villan/psycho, that would be my battlecry. Come on, what more disturbing and gross than a vomitty eye?I saw some girl at a Starbucks in RPV who looked like Innara, but as an youn...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:43:00 GMT

I want to touch your face before you sink like an anchor

"Maybe I'll send you to heaven and you will still be mine I'll take you for a drive, not too far Drive you to Memphis in the trunk of my car"
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:57:00 GMT

collab

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Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:20:00 GMT

Uncut Mercy on Ireland Granada

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Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:55:00 GMT