Soy Sauce... that's it.
Johnny Damon so I could punch him in the kidneys.
Abandoned Pools, AC/DC, The Adolescents, The Adverts, Aerosmith, Against Me!, Alice Cooper, Alice in Chains, Alien Ant Farm, Alkaline Trio, Amon Amarth, A Perfect Circle, Andrew W.K., An Endless Sporadic, Anthrax, Arctic Monkeys, Art Brut, Audioslave, Autopsy, Avenged Sevenfold, Bad Company, Bad Religion, Bang Camaro, Barenaked Ladies, The Beatles, Beastie Boys, Ben Kweller, Billy Idol, Billy Squier, Bikini Kill, Black Crowes, Black Flag, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Blind Melon, blink-182, Bloc Party, Bob Dylan, Bruce Dickinson, Bruce Springsteen & The E-Street Band, Buckethead, Buffalo Springfield, Butthole Surfers, Buzzcocks, The Byrds, Cake, Cannibal Corpse, Cheap Trick, Circle Jerks, CKY, The Clash, Class of '99, Coheed and Cambria, Cold War Kids, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, The Crystal Method, Cypress Hill, Damageplan, The Damned, Danzig, David Allan Coe, David Bowie, The Darkness, Dead Boys, Dead Kennedys, Death, Deep Purple, Dethklok, Devo, Diamond Head, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dio, Dispatch, Disturbed, DOA, The Doors, Down, Dream Theater, Dropkick Murphys, The Eagles, The Eels, Electric Light Orchestra, Electric Six, Eric Clapton, Eric Johnson, Everclear, Faith No More, Fastball, Fear Factory, The Flaming Lips, Fleetwood Mac, Flogging Molly, Foghat, Foo Fighters, Frank Zappa, Franz Ferdinand, Funkadelic, Garbage, The Germs, Ghostland Observatory, Godsmack, Grateful Dead, Guns N' Roses, Heart, Heaven and Hell, Helloween, Helmet, Highwaymen, The Hives, Howlin' Wolf, Hüsker Dü, Ian Hunter, Ice Cube before he started making family films, Ice-T, Iggy Pop, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Jane's Addiction, Janis Joplin, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Jimmy Eat World, Joan Baez, Joe Ely, Joe Satriani, Joe Walsh, John Mellencamp, Johnny Cash, Journey, Judas Priest, Kaiser Chiefs, King's X, The Kinks, KISS, Lard, Limozeen, Living Colour, The Living End, Leadbelly, Led-Zeppelin, Love Among Freaks, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mad Season, The Mars Volta, Mastodon, Mayhem, Meat Loaf, Meat Puppets, Megadeth, M[or J]elvins, Merle Haggard, Metallica, Metal Church, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Ministry, Minor Threat, Misfits, Molly Hatchet, The Mother Hips, Mother Love Bone, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Mott the Hoople, Mudhoney, Muddy Waters, Muse, Napalm Death, Nazareth, New Radicals, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, N.W.A., Offspring, Ohio Players, Oingo Boingo, OMC, Oranger, The Outlaws, Oysterhead, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Paramore, Parliament, Parliament Funkadelic, Paul DiAnno, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Pearl Jam, Peter Frampton, Peter Schilling, +44, The Police, Priestess, Primus, Public Enemy, Quiet Riot, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, The Raconteurs, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Ramblin' Jack Elliot, Rancid, Reagan Youth, Rebel Meets Rebel, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, R.E.M., Reverend Horton Heat, Richard Hell, Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow, Rob Zombie, The Rolling Stones, Rollins Band, Rush, The Rutles, Samhain, Samson, Saxon, Scorpions, 7 Seconds, Sex Pistols, Silversun Pickups, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Skid Row, Sly and The Family Stone, Smashing Pumpkins, Spinal Tap, Social Distortion, Sondre Lerche, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Stone Roses, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, Stormtroopers of Death, Strapping Young Lad, Stray Cats, The Strokes, Strung Out, Stuart Hamm, Suicidal Tendencies, Supertramp, Sweet, Symphony X, System of a Down, Talking Heads, Taranchula, Thin Lizzy, Tears for Fears, Ted Nugent, Tenacious D, 311, Timmy and The Lords of The Underworld, Toadies, Tom Petty with and without The Heartbreakers, Tommy Nine Knuckles, Tom Waits, Tool, Triumph, Traveling Wilburys, TSOL, Twisted Sister, Type O Negative, U2, UFO, Van Halen (not Van Hagar), The Vapors, Vaselines, Velvet Revolver, Velvet Underground, Venom, Violent Femmes, Voivod, Waylon Jennings, Ween, Weezer, The White Stripes, White Zombie, Willie Nelson, Wolfmother, X, The Yardbirds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yes, Yngwie J. Malmsteen, The Zombies, Zwan, ZZ Top.
Clerks., Mallrats, The Song Remains The Same, Beavis and Butt-Head Do America, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The 40-Year Old Virgin, Airheads, Fargo, Wayne's World, Wayne's World 2, The Life of Brian, Falling Down, Cool Hand Luke, Shaun of the Dead, Malibu's Most Wanted, This is Spinal Tap, Maximum Overdrive, Dawn of the Dead, The Empire Strikes Back, The Blues Brothers, Little Nicky, Borat, Hot Fuzz, The Big Lebowski, Evil Dead trilogy, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Metal: A Headbanger's Journey, 1408, Pulp Fiction, The Simpsons Movie, Punk's Not Dead, No Country For Old Men, Forrest Gump, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bridge on the River Kwaii, Good Morning Vietnam, Raising Arizona.
Conan O'Brien and cartoons, mainly.
The Necronomicon, Get in the Van, The Art of War, The Communist Manifesto, The Great Gatsby, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream, Hell's Angels: The Strange and Terrible Saga of the Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs, Pet Sematery, The Green Mile, 1984, Animal Farm, The Lords and The New Creatures, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test