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About Me

I love hamburgers. I could eat them all day long. Especially the ones that Anne makes. Also, I play bass for a rock band called Antique Scream. Check that out.
And guacamole. Also, pizza, preferably with PINEAPPLE! And compliments. Everyone likes compliments.
My dream car is the Mad Max Interceptor, although I loved my Triumph!..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A COELACANTH!And DANZIG!!!

I don't know who else... Danny Trejo maybe?

My Blog

Memories...

Hola amigos, been a while since I rapped at ya.I am continually puzzled by the mysteries of my own memory.  It utterly confounds me.  I can pull to mind countless pointless factoids about an...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:52:00 GMT

Hungry.

I was drinking a few beers after I got off work this morning, and I heard a noise outside my apartment door.  I opened it to find Glenn, the cat that lives in my complex trying to pin down a...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:03:00 GMT

Stu vs The PETA Gestapo

So last night I went to the Dennys on Rural and the 202 with Sam.  It was nice, although the service was a bit slow because of a party of fifteen that got their orders in before us.  As we w...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:43:00 GMT

This fucking guy!

So since we are going on tour this Friday, we've been randomly adding people in the towns we'll be playing in to the band page.  Here is the message form one guy we added named Josh:   Jesus...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 19:30:00 GMT

Bother

I've taken to memorizing things when I'm bored.  When you see me, quiz me on state capitols or ask me to name all the presidents in order.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 16:06:00 GMT

DANGER!

Today on the way home from practice in the VW, a guy rear-ended me with his truck.  We pulled over and there was no damage.  The guy (his name is Dave) said he was checking out the stickers ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 18:09:00 GMT

Excitable boy...

I think this song best describes how i feel... Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best Excitable boy, they all said And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest Excitable boy, they all said ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 16:18:00 GMT

...Haunt my nightmares till I die...

So downstairs from my apartment there is this super fat guy, he looks like fat bastard and can't leave his studio aparment.  We go over there occasionally to borrow a cup of milk or give hiim cak...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 10:45:00 GMT

HAM!!!!!

This weekend is off to a good weird-weekend start!  I drank all night, sold plasma in the morning and still haven't slept!  I'm completely out of it!  Hooray for weirdness?  I saw ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 14:06:00 GMT

Moving.

Moving sucks. I hope that I don't have to move again for a long time.  But now I live on Farmer around 10th in Tempe, so Tempians: Prepare to bow to your new ruler. Or at least hang out.
Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 16:49:00 GMT