if i had been born 1500 years ago, i would have been a jester. i would have been beheaded. if i had been born a muslim woman, i would have been a slut. again, beheaded. if i had been born a jewish newspaper reporter assigned to cover fallujah, well you get the picture. it's a good thing i was born me. i love me. me is the best. i love doing stand-up comedy, and i love music, and i love my friends and family, and i love my life. word up to all my baby mamas. push out the jive, bring in the love.
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i named my temper "little joe pesci"
so i'm mostly a pretty mellow guy, but i do have a dark secret. my temper. it's really bad. most of the time i manage to keep it in check by just imagining all of the violent things i wanna do to the ... Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:46:00 GMT
