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Dylan

About Me

Dylan goes to Farragut High School. Dylan does not like to do manual work. Dylan enjoys rave parties. Dylan plays in a band called The Hits and they are better than you and your band. Dylan hates old people with drivers liscense. Dylan works at Chuck E. Cheese's. Dylan hates rednecks and retarded people. Dylan likes to make fun of bands that suck. Dylan thinks hardcore dancing is funny and really gay. Dylan enjoys death-grabbing with Adam. Dylan hates all sports unless it is WCW wrestling, then it is cool. Dylan hates talking to people about sports and video games. Dylan loves black people. Dylan enjoys traveling. Dylan will grow up one day.

My Interests

playing shows, hiking, ridding bikes, embarrassing myself, fishing, bowling, kayaking, ruining other people's pictures, whitewater rafting, confusing people, bonding with/annoying Deanna, camping, mischief, sentence enhancers, swimming, fireworks, going to concerts, watching movies, music festivals, yelling out of cars, throwing things at people, dressing up like a giant mouse for kids amusement, crunk, searching for treasure, slumber parties, bonding, Waffle house, canoodling, unofficial fieldtrips, people gazzing

Music:

2 Live Crew, 3rd Strike, 50 cent, Afroman, The Allman Brothers, All That Remains, Alice in Chains, Andrew W.K., Anthrax, Anti-flag, Aquabats, The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches, Bad Religion, Bad Manners, The Beastie Boys, Big D And The Kids Table, Billy Joel, Black Flag, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marley, Bomb The Music Industry, Boston, Bouncing Souls, Bury Your Dead, Catch 22, Children Of Bodom, Choking Victim, The Clash, Coolio, Cypress Hill, Da Brat, The Dan Band, Dave Matthews, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Death By Stereo, Descendents, Deftones, Distemper, DMX, Dr. Dre, Dropkick Murphys, Duran Duran, Electric Light Orchestra, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Every Time I Die, Fergie, Five Iron Frenzy, Flogging Molly, Forces Of Evil, The Ghetto Boys, Goldfinger, Greenday, Guns N' Roses, Hatebreed, Hot Action Cop, Ice T, Jack Johnson, Janis Joplin, Jane's Addiction, Jay Z, Journey, Jurrasic 5, Kansas, Killswitch Engage, Korn, Lamb of God, Leftover Crack, Lee Greenwood, Less Than Jake, Lil Jon, Lil Whyte, Limp Bizkit, Live, Lords Of Acid, Ludacris, Mad Caddies, Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, Metallica, The Misfits, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Minor Threat, Mr. Big, Mustard Plug, No Doubt, Nirvana, NWA, NOFX, The Notorious B.I.G., The O.C. Supertones, Offspring, Operation Ivy, OPM, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, The Pietasters, Public Enemy, Prince, Queen, Rage Against The Machine, Ramstein, Rancid, The Real McKenzies, Red Hot Chili Peppers (old stuff only not that new crap), Reel Big Fish, R.E.M., Richard Cheese, Save Ferris, Senryu, Sepultura, Sevendust, Sex Pistils, Shakedown, The Shins, Slayer, Slightly Stoopid, Smashing Pumpkins, Social Distortion, Soilwork, Soulfly, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Streetlight Manifesto, Stuck Lucky, Sublime, The Suicide Machines, Suicidal Tendencies, Sum 41, Superjoint Ritual, System of a Down, Throwdown, Tupac, Tenacious D, They Might Be Giants, Three 6 Mafia, The Toasters, Trivium, U2, Velvet Revolver, The Voodoo Glow Skulls, Voxtrot, Weezer, Wolfmother, and some other stuff which I'll add later. But this is the majority.

Movies:

The South Park Movie, Borat, Jackass, Clockwork Orange, Shaun Of The Dead, Wayne's World, Full Metal Jacket, Saving Private Ryan, Blackhawk Down, Talledega Nights, Flags Of Our Fathers, Tenacious D, Terminator, Lord Of The Rings, First Blood, Man On Fire, Air Force One, Joe Dirt, Die Hard, Blood Diamond, The Leprechaun In Da Hood, Taxi Driver, Natural Born Killers

Television:

Chapelle Show, The Colbert Report, Da Ali G Show, South Park, The Man Show, Reno 911, Cops/police videos, Talk Sex, Jerry Springer, Country Fried Home Videos, My Super Sweet 16, How Do I Look?, Flavor of Love, I Love New York, I only watch classy tv.

Books:

Blackhawk Down and Flowers For Algernon are the only good books in existence.

Heroes:

Meth Addicts, Buckethead, NASCAR enthusiast