Delayed Perfection <33

Life Story: -----------my names thomas blue i once had a shoe , but it smelt of poo ,i cum from a land , where the cum looks like sand and worst of all i have a gommey hand , my mother is a man but i love her cooking pan and shagging her pet ham , id like to live on the moon but i have the face of a goon , i also smell of cheese and when i say fuck me i have to say please as i have fleas , so there you know my life story have a chug and dont forget im a tory