cutting grass |
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and theother is usually the husband.Example:When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me thatI should get it f...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:13:00 GMT |
grandma still drives |
GRANDMA STILL DRIVES!!! Grandma's letter. She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:27:00 GMT |
temper cure..... |
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. &nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:12:00 GMT |
turpentine |
A little boy was sitting on the curb with agallon of turpentine &...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:46:00 GMT |
don’t mess with old people.... |
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:,Subject: Fw: The Old Prospector The Old Prospector An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day.He'd been out in...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:24:00 GMT |
keep your fork |
Staying focused on what matters.... ENJOY!!! Woman and a Fork There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been g...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:01:00 GMT |
cleaning computer |
Cleaning Poem I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'computering', And I had to answer 'yes.' He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house. ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:12:00 GMT |
devil in the church... |
One more laugh for you. Devil in the Church One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got upearly and went to the local church. Before the services started, the...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:49:00 GMT |
3 women |
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be marriedand one a long-time wife, met for drinksafter work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up t...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:13:00 GMT |
when i am an old lady... and live with my kid’s... |
If you haven't seen this before, it's adorable. If you HAVE seen it before it's still adorable. When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:46:00 GMT |
