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Henry Slash Matt

Those fuckers are trying to fuck us!

About Me


J'aime toi et des choses et d'autres choses.

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Art Metrano.

My Blog

New Youtube Search Finds Batman Most Hilarious

This needs no further commentary:
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:25:00 GMT

Best Mom In World Released from Hospital; Throngs Rejoice, Order Pizza Hut

Finally, FINALLY, my mom was discharged from the hospital- after a mere 23 days, two major surgeries, one bacterial infection (courtesy of the hospital), three stints in intensive care, and the twelve...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:58:00 GMT

Live from the Hospital (Updated Jan 14)

Had a pretty big scare with my mom yesterday- she had a ruptured artery in her abdomen and spent several hours in surgery getting fixed up. She was on a respirator all day yesterday but thankfully she...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:26:00 GMT

Lucid TV Responsible For Most Elaborate Radiohead Joke To Date

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Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:14:00 GMT

Henry to World: "Fucking Cut Me Some Slack"

Today marks my 41st day in a row without a day off.  Since returning from my brief Appalachian exile at the beginning of September, I have been working six days a week and (mostly) attending...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 19:25:00 GMT

Local Musician Filled With Doubt, Self-Loathing

So I dragged my brother down to Annapolis to see Peter and the Wolf last night at a little basement show. The evening started off promisingly enough, with friendly folks immediately pressing beers int...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:30:00 GMT

Brilliant Birthday Stratagem Devised, Executed

Yes boys and girls, we've reached that time again at last.  I know both my subscribers have been holding their breath in anticipation since last year- when the monumental Maz Bar Birthday Ta...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 00:38:00 GMT

Is This Even A Thing?

I find myself increasingly unable to get to sleep at night.  Does this happen to anyone?  I get in bed and I'm almost to the point of passing out when I suddenly have the urge to move, and o...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:12:00 GMT

New Cutting-Edge Internet Phenomenon Injures Thousands

This is the meme to end all memes.  The shibboleth heard round the world:Currently, all these images are being made by two people.  MAKE THAT THREE:
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 13:59:00 GMT

"The Internet Band" Reaches Number 1 on Unintentional Comedy Charts

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time on gmail.com.  It came to me when I tried to...check my email.OK seriously, the "sponsored links" at the top of the page are one of my ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:10:00 GMT