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kristoff 2.0

don't put explosives in your vagina.

About Me

PROFESSIONAL LIFE:
What I get paid to do: Web Geek, Photographer, Video Editor.
Who I work for: 3000 assorted projects at any given moment....
including: spookygirls - chaoschicks - horrormerch - punx productions

What I do on the side: Sell Merch, Print Merch, travel across the US to do photo/videowork or sell merch when needed
Portfolio/Resume: http://www.kristoff.com
REAL LIFE:
I like to: go to shows, make fun of any/everything, meet new people, stay out of Cleveland when possible, find trouble to get into. I sit home enough as it is, any distraction/bright shiny object other than that makes me happy.
I usually: work/travel too much.
I can be found at: Peabodys / random bars / Acid Rain on Tuesdays some pics I've taken in the past few months:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

you... that is unless you're psycho... Find me At:

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My Blog

always the bad guy

ive gone through about 6 edits of this as some things come off to bitchy or could be construed as finger pointing or just whatever to piss someone off...so without the sugar coating and as few words a...
Posted by kristoff 2.0 on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:51:00 PST

senor douchebag gets the red card...

lets just hope he actually pays attention to this... who's got bets that he doesnt?----------------- Original Message -----------------From: - kristoff ? -Date: Jun 17, 2008 12:46 AMas acid rain (as a...
Posted by kristoff 2.0 on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:53:00 PST

last night in all its weirdness / i still fucking hate new jersey...

so last night was weird for me... after hanging with my dad all day saturday, checking out the new indiana jones, getting some munchies on and him kicking my ass in john madden football (the only game...
Posted by kristoff 2.0 on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:09:00 PST

one down, 5 to go....

so as i wait for another site to upload to fix, i might as well just go off on everything here...the past week is a blur and more so of a drunken one...and i realized that i need to stop all that shit...
Posted by kristoff 2.0 on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:28:00 PST

midget bowling... (im so getting my ass kicked for this)

michelle: sorry i havent written you back on myspace been running aroundmichelle: but yeah july 26th is confirmed with the bar [for acid rain]michelle: that weekend in june i am not sure about...miche...
Posted by kristoff 2.0 on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:46:00 PST

sellout.

me: speaking of i saw a fullpage ad in outburn for [who he works for]me: them shits are expensive hahahalan: ya, they are our new sponsorsme: well fuck you thenme: ahahahalan: haha im not getting the ...
Posted by kristoff 2.0 on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:37:00 PST

her thing has teeth / of course i didnt get any work done...

so as i figured, jessi was a no show and apparently no so good as to contacting me to let me know in either case... which just reminds me why we crossed wires the first time and im not catching her an...
Posted by kristoff 2.0 on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:02:00 PST

as i wait for a video to convert...

i sit home away from the sweaty packed oversold masses of the mushroomhead show...thankfully i had a reason to bail as i was not really wanting to sit through that packed mess for hours... more so get...
Posted by kristoff 2.0 on Sat, 31 May 2008 05:35:00 PST

game of inches...

well apparently i need to book conventions 3+ months in advance as i finally cleared out my chicago time and everything involved, emailed them and apparently all the spaces are gone for flashback... s...
Posted by kristoff 2.0 on Thu, 29 May 2008 01:49:00 PST

48 hours and 5k later/the ocean

ugh, so apparently one of my wholesalers dropped their license for house of 1000 corpses and saw... so i just spent way too much $$ on stocking up on those as they are some of the better sellers that ...
Posted by kristoff 2.0 on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:37:00 PST