ascetic, composed, clumsy, disciplined, flirtatious, unbelievably perceptive, vegetarian, athletic, wry, compassionate, prudent, down to Earth, analytical, tolerant, picky, lyrical, conceited, low maintenance, chivalrous, a little sentimental, amiable, radical, idealistic, poetic, fastidious, a bit cynical, musical, resilient, dark, charming, a slight hypochondriac, polite, very principled, wisecracking, well-rounded, militant, considerate, somewhat obsessive compulsive (that’s an oxymoron), perfectionist, witty, ridiculously forgiving, calm, romantic, Romantic, intense, incredibly patient, thoughtful, caring, neurotic, kinda sarcastic, extraordinarily focused (I'M FOCUSED, MAN!), stoic, cautious, profound, amazing.When you first meet me, or if our friendship remains superficial, I am gentlemanly, even fawning. And I will continue to be fawning if I come to love you, but also...After you get to know me, I am, all at once, irreverently witty, and unapologetically intelligent and gutter.If you can laugh at my hyperbolic, politically incorrect, sometimes facetiously abrasive, occasionally sadistic humor, you may also come to find that I am the nicest person you have ever met. =)
