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Mr. Fisk

The greatest joy is to conquer one's enemies, to pursue them, to seize their property, to see their

About Me

Warren is a suave mofo. He can write in third person and values friendship more than money. Warren appreciates constructive criticism and may interrupt you mid sentence. He is tough as cowboy boots. His turn ons include: redheads, brunettes, and blondes. His turn offs include: HIV and herpes. Word of mouth is the best form of advertisement. Warren would like to meet people the world over. Some ladies dig his sense of humor. Other girls laugh at his jokes. He could strong-arm the weak, yet doesn't.

My Interests

Books, Education, Food, Spirits (Alcohol), Women, Sex, English, Music, Comedy, Cause and Effect, Chess, Travel, News, Politics, Facts (Primary), Opinions (Secondary), Advertisement, Photography, Your Mom, Adjectives, Video Games, Controversy, History, Military History, Criminal Justice, Communication, Geography, Anthropology, Maps, Points of Origin, Political Science, Porno, Sloth, Elasticity, Posterity.

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Music:

Rap, Blues, Motown, Outlaw Country, Reggae, Funk, Classical, Punk, Rock, Foreign, Folk, et cetera.

Movies:

Wild at Heart, Toxic Avenger, Inland Empire, El Topo, The Good The Bad The Ugly, A Clockwork Orange, Godfather I-II, Amadeus, Raging Bull, Eraserhead, Elephant Man, Straight Story, Blue Velvet, Secretary, Stand By Me, Happiness, Magnolia, Where The Buffalo Roam, The Hitcher, High Plains Drifter, Crumb, American Splendor, Death To Smoochy, Thumbsucker, American Werewolf in London, Creep Show, Taxi Driver, Old Boy, Gone With The Wind, Ichi The Killer, Dogma, Boogie Nights, Once Upon a Time in the West, A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, Outlaw Josie Wales, The Shining, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill I/II, Fire Walk With Me, Lone Wolf and Cub series, Bolivia, Marooned in Iraq, David Lynch's Hotel Room, any Akira Kurosawa, Return of the Dragon, Fists of Fury, Chinese Connection, Band of Brothers, A Christmas Story, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Team America, Swimming With Sharks, Life Aquatic, Platoon, Hustler XXX.

Television:

Seldom. The Simpsons, Food Network, History Channel, Comedy Central, Twin Peaks.

Books:

Tons. Plutarch-(Lives, Collected Essays), Aesop-(Aesop's Fables), George Orwell-(Down and Out in Paris and London, Animal Farm, 1984, Burmese Days, Homage to Catalonia, Road to Wigan Pier), Hunter S. Thompson-(The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved, The Rum Diary, The Great Shark Hunt, Strange Rumblings in Azatlan, Better than Sex-Confessions of a Political Junkie, Generation of Swine, Screwjack, Hells Angels), Edgar Allan Poe, Sun-Tzu-(The Art of War), Ambrose Bierce-(The Unabridged Devils Dictionary, Collected Short Stories), Ovid-(The Art of Love, Metamorphoses), Fyodor Dostoevsky-(Notes From the Underground, Crime and Punishment), Catullus-(Poems of Catullus), Plato, Aristotle, Homer-(The Iliad, The Odyssey), Niccolo Machiavelli-(The Prince), Ralph Ellison-(Invisible Man), Henry Miller-(Tropic of Cancer), Ken Kesey-(One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest), Martin Luther King Jr.-(I Have a Dream), Benjamin Franklin, Anthony Burgess-(A Clockwork Orange), Booth Tarkington-(The Magnificent Ambersons), William Styron-(Confessions of Nat Turner, Sophie's Choice), Mario Puzo-(The Godfather), Robert Graves-(I Claudius, Claudius the God, King Jesus), Che Guevara-(Guerrilla Warfare), Herman Melville-(Moby Dick), Leo Tolstoy-(War and Peace), Tacitus-(The Annals of Imperial Rome), Franz Kafka-(The Hunger Artist, Metamorphoses), Tom Wolfe-(The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test), William Faulkner, O. Henry, Joseph Heller-(Catch-22), Aldous Huxley-(Brave New World), James M. Cain-(Mildred Pierce, The Postman Always Rings Twice), Stephen King-(Night Shift, The Stand, Bachman Books, Salem's Lot, etc.), H.P. Lovecraft, James Joyce-(Dubliners), Vladimir Nabokov-(Lolita), Tom Robbins-(Skinny Legs and All) Charles Bukowski-(Ham on Rye) Jack Black-(You Can't Win) et cetera. The History of Food, The Complete Kama Sutra, What is a Man? - 3,000 Years on the Wisdom of the Art of Manly Virtue, Legends of the World, The Works of Caesar, The Twelve Caesars, Caesar, The Military Life of Julius Caesar, Ghengis Khan - The Making of the Modern World, Samarai - The Warrior Tradition, Napolean, Gods and Heroes in Art, Dragonlance series, Word Power Made Easy, 1,000 Common Delusions and the real facts behind them, N.Y.T. Practical Guide to Practically Everything, Cast-Iron Cooking for Dummies, et cetera.

Heroes:

Julius Caesar, Ghengis Khan, Larry Flynt, Benjamin Franklin, Hunter S. Thompson, Homer J. Simpson, Carlo Gambino, Odysseus, Banksy, Medea, Bruce Lee, The Joker.