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Um I would like to hang out with God again. I miss her! It's just I am spending all my time trying to save the planet, beating back the foreigners, and making Florida hotter. I've just been crazy. So if anyone talks to God tell her I said hey and to call me!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Amanda - It means worthy of love
Birthday: June 5, 1986
Birthplace: Tampa
Current Location: Bedroom
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Redie-brown or brownie-red
Height: 5'3"...But I'm spunky!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rightie
Your Heritage: White people that stole other people's land
The Shoes You Wore Today: Rocket dogs
Your Weakness: My Rebel
Your Fears: Needles. It's BAD
Your Perfect Pizza: The veggie pizza from California Pizza Kitchen
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: tis a secret..SHHH
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't instant message, so I can't help you
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn it!
Your Best Physical Feature: hmmm, how to decide? Kidding - My tattoos
Your Bedtime: When I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: When boys had cooties. Life was easier then
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Nicks. I make my own rules
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Crystal light
Chocolate or Vanilla: Raspberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: French Vanilla Cappuccino (Bed-side-service required)
Do you Smoke: Every once in a while. It keeps me from blowing up china
Do you Swear: Swearing enhances any sentence and I fucking recommend it!
Do you Sing: Like a little birdie
Do you Shower Daily: No (no one showers everyday, they just say that they do. But don't worry. After you read this you can go back into denile and tell yourself that you, infact, do shower everyday)
Have you Been in Love: A few times and it is totally worth it
Do you want to go to College: Already there
Do you want to get Married: If the ring is right...
Do you belive in yourself: Of course! If you knew me you would too.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on moutain roads at 60 mph (Thanks Shawn)
Do you think you are Attractive: In a deep voice "Oh Yeah"
Are you a Health Freak: Now where is the fun in that?
Do you get along with your Parents: I have a great relationship with both my parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: If I can curl up in bed with an old Errol Flynn movie
Do you play an Instrument: Sorry to disappoint but no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: eeew no
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope and China is still safe
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs are a complete waste of time. I am my own personal high
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, to find the perfect shoes for an outdoor wedding
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I now know, thanks to a certain someone, that "boxes" of oreos do exist! Have I eaten that box: I'll plead the fifth
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I must eat sushi at least once a month to sustain life
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Me dumped??? Riiiiight
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I have been in the shower naked. Scandalous!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Lots of hearts
Ever been Drunk: Can you imagine me drunk? Me neither
Ever been called a Tease: You know, I have never understood the point of teasing. You are either into it or your not. Make up your mind and move on please.
Ever been Beaten up: Of course not. Everyone loves me
Ever Shoplifted: It fell into my bag I swear
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: um... The Bahamas. Just to see how a population of people could possibly survive without a Walmart. I bet they live in huts and have to start fires every night by rubbing two sticks together.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Depends on whose eyes I'm looking into
Favourite Hair Color: Depends on whose hair I'm running my fingers through
Short or Long Hair: Is he in a rock band? That might change my answer
Height: Tall enough to reach things off the top shelf. Or smart enough to use a ladder
Weight: Enough for me to wrestle with, without breaking
Best Clothing Style: crumpled up on the floor next to mine
Number of Drugs I have taken: zero
Number of CDs I own: If anyone actually knows this number, turn off the computer and go outside!
Number of Piercings: Just me ears. Remember the fear of needles?
Number of Tattoos: Deux
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. Regret is such a stupid emotion. If you can't change it, just let it go and move on. Learn it people!!

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My Blog

This is a road trip so pass the narcotics! (Part I)

We were making great time. It only took us three hours to reach the Florida-Georgia line. It has been said that getting to your destination takes the longest because you are excited and anticipating y...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:36:00 GMT

The Darkness is Here. He is Here.

     My stomach sinks rapidly and I am falling into darkness. My hands grab at anything but there is no helpful wall or outcropping to save me. I turn my face toward the sky and I can see him standing...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:13:00 GMT

Morning from Hell

Who left the faucet running on Olympus? This is Florida. And yes I know it rains here in the summer but this isn't your average storm. This is god attempting to wipe sin off the face of the earth with...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:26:00 GMT

Any other takers?

I flew at him. Everything else in the room turned into a white blur as I closed the 20 foot gap between us in half a second. My tunnel vision narrowed in on his face. The perfect target. I was still i...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:46:00 GMT

Point for the Secret Service

Writer Tossed from Air Force One PressLOS ANGELES (May 29) -- A writer for a small Georgia newspaper who wanted to give President Barack Obama a letter was forcibly removed from a press area near Air ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 12:47:00 GMT

Biker vs Tiger Showdown (with commentary)

Biker vs. Tiger Showdown Ends Prematurely Motorcycle riding offers a unique sense of freedom and excitement, but these advantages are weighed against significant safety issues. For instance, the dange...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 12:45:00 GMT

Betraying a love of mine...

I need to vent my frustration with a growing fashion trend that has recently become popular and unfortunately has shown no sign of declining or fading away. This chunky-shoe fling must end and NOW!. T...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 09:11:00 GMT

It had been a good day... until he opened his mouth

It was a Friday. Always a good day at the office. You get to wear jeans and every other person is just as amped up for the weekend as you are. I still had to wake up early, although it was never that ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 12:50:00 GMT

Give me 3 days...

 <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />.... .... ....Today I am proposing something. And this is just for all of my friends who will one day own their own b...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 08:09:00 GMT

Bushisms

One thing that I can say about president Bush is that he has been entertaining. And hey, someone has to be the worst right? I bet the other guy at the bottom is happy! Anyway, now that the eight years...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:35:00 GMT