Not much to say. I'm a divorced father of two going back to school to get a degree so I can teach college level programming courses. Basically, all of my time is eaten up by school and being a fulltime dad, so, very little is going on. I'm occasionally witty and funny, but generally I'm just offensive.
You won't find any bandwidth sucking images, backgrounds, or anything else that is a throwback to the internet circa 1994... not a blink tag to be found around here. In fact, I pretty much only have an account here is as a link to a handful of friends who have made their home here. If you want more Jer_, you can find it via IM or on my LJ below...
- AolIM: j210608 Yahoo: j120608 Web: http://www.ibloviate.org
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jer Lance
Birthday: July, 1976
Birthplace: Syracuse, NY
Current Location: Inkster, MI
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: I'm a mutt... a bit of everything
The Shoes You Wore Today: None, I hate shoes.
Your Weakness: Sarcasm
Your Fears: Spiders and Heights, in no particular order
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage, Black Olives, and Diced Tomato with Basil
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Read 100 books for the year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: o rly? (I know, I know)
Thoughts First Waking Up: I immediately go through the day's schedule, because I'm a nerd!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes? Biceps? It is hard to choose when you are this pretty.
Your Bedtime: 1AM give or take
Your Most Missed Memory: I have no idea... right now?
Pepsi or Coke: I don't like soda, as a rule, but I can't taste the difference between the two
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King all the way
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton? Do people really have opinions about this stuff?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee (with espresso shots when possible)
Do you Smoke: Not anymore
Do you Swear: More than anyone I know
Do you Sing: Constantly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Absolutely!
Are you a Health Freak: Umm.... no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: I played the drums when I was younger. I play the guitar poorly now.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: God no.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, more than once.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It is a bit cold for that at the moment
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'll never tell
Ever been Drunk: Drunk doesn't begin to describe it
Ever been called a Tease: Oh no... I follow through!
Ever been Beaten up: Oh yeah!
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
How do you want to Die: Attempting a menage a ten!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Post-Secondary Instructor
What country would you most like to Visit: I would like to cycle through Italy
Number of Drugs I have taken: An astonishing amount
Number of songs I on iPod: I've filled my 30Gb, I need a larger one to hold my 7500+ songs
Number of Piercings: None anymore
Number of Tattoos: 6, but I want a few more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't really regret anything.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or Dark Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Taller than I is good. Shorter than I is also good. Somwhere above 4' please.
Weight: I don't want to count ribs, so have some food ladies
Best Clothing Style: None to minimal