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"The people screaming on this side and the people screaming on that side are the same people, and it's OK to be someone in the middle, laughin' at both of 'em."-Trey Parker
I believe it was William Shakespeare who once said-
"Theoretically, if you are given an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of computers over an infinite amount of time, they will eventually all end up with a MySpace profile."
Say hello to my little friend!
My chatbot is getting smarter all the time! Here are a few of the things it has picked up lately-
French (Well, some French)
Definitions of over 1,000 words
Trivia
Randomly generated band names
Randomly generated Shakespearean insults
Conversions (Meters to feet, etc.)
Blackjack
Anyway, I'm pretty proud of the thing, so check it out .
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Shame - The Marabouts
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You know, I've never cared much for online quizzes, but this one got my attention.
It's the Are you a man-eater? quiz!
Ladies, if it turns out that you are far more of a heartless, conniving, backstabbing, manipulative, cold, uncaring, selfish, and just plain evil bitch than you ever could have imagined, CALL ME!
From past experience, I can tell you this: You will absolutely adore me for as long as it takes you to destroy me completely.!-Custom OnLine Now Icon !-Solution Source: MySpace Code -!!-Solution Optimized for 80x20 icon. You WILL need to adjust size, clip and margin values for other icon sizes-!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Your mom
I wouldn't mind meeting these guys too, even if they do have some issues.
Ladies, gentlemen, and sick monkeys,
I proudly present:
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!

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"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: 'Is this real? Or is this just a ride?' And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and they say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid - ever - because... this is just a ride.' And we kill those people.
'Shut him up! We have a lot invested in this ride! Shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry; look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real.'
It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus - murdered; Martin Luther King - murdered; Malcolm X - murdered; Gandhi - murdered; John Lennon - murdered; Reagan... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace."
- Bill Hicks
Now here's one hour, twenty-five minutes, and nineteen seconds that changed my life FOREVER!
Yellow Submarine

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My Blog

Ukulelelady over the rainbow in loud bar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4uuu7h2kp8 Not such a great recording, but a great time. Thanks to everyone who showed up to party with us.
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:27:00 GMT

Cindy McCain a cunt?

Just in case there's ANY doubt left in your mind about who to vote for this election....John McCain's temper is well documented. He's called opponents and colleagues "shitheads," "assholes" and in at ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 11:45:00 GMT

A Cleansing

24 hours ago I was writhing in pain. It was the kind of pain that makes you curl up into a sweaty, hyperventilating heap of worthlessness. It was the kind of pain that leaves a person lying there unba...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:32:00 GMT

Got bots?

I have a new pet of sorts. It isn't as loveable as my dog, but it is almost as smart and you get to help me train it! Don't worry, it doesn't involve a poop scoop or anything. All you have to do is ta...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:18:00 GMT

...and then some.

A few more songs for your listening pleasure!Call It What You Like The Place
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:47:00 GMT

More Music From Yours Truly

I put the music for this piece together somewhere around the beginning of this century. A few days ago, I discovered a copy on a CD I had laying around. I had temporarily named it "Jungle Music", but ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:14:00 GMT

Upcoming Shows

I'll be at Bambino's Italian Cafe on Friday, Dec. 28th, and then again on Friday, Jan. 26th. Shows run from 6:00-900pm. Special guests are likely, and admission is free.Also, I'll be sitting in with ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:28:00 GMT

Love it, leave it, or let it burn.

(Originally posted 03/26/2002)"Society is like a stew, if you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top." - Edward AbbeyI remember when I used to be smart. Yes, back in grade school, the ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:03:00 GMT

IT is Lord - 1 of the religion series.

(Originally posted 02/20/2002)Being agnostic and self-employed has sullied my mind. I've been thinking. Perhaps I've been thinking too much. "The lord helps those who help themselves." Hmmm. Wow. So,...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:27:00 GMT

Detatchment from Mediocrity

(Originally posted 02/17/2002)As promised, a copy of my declaration of detachment from mediocrity.Note - This was my letter of resignation when I left my position at the University Hospital. Well, act...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:49:00 GMT