Matthew Szwec is Everybody's Favorite Szwec, its the undeniable truth. But it is little known that he is a pussy, an absolute flake.
You Are 7 Up
Understated and subtle, people warm up to you slowly.
But once they're hooked, they can't imagine going back to anyone else!
Your best soda match: Diet Coke
Stay away from: Mountain Dew
What Kind of Soda Are You?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
