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About Me

I enjoy incorporating guerrilla tactics into various everyday situations. I opened a door once and thought I stepped into sexy land until I realized I had stumbled into the bathroom and was looking into a mirror. You could be stabbing me in the guts with a spork, and as long as you're telling me I have a big dick or cool shoes, I'll love you till you're done. I like all aspects of nature. I'm easily amused. I'm extremely loyal, If I deem you worthy I'll kill for you. I don't come with baggage, I AM baggage. I'm co-dependant. I've hurt people, some I loved, some I never met. My life is built on a foundation of shameful deeds. I love humans for all of their weaknesses. I'm extremely reserved in public, and a complete dork in private. My drug of choice is adoration. I'm an angel. I'm a jerk. I have shitty tattoos, I've abused my body for years and it shows. I'm 6'3", 188 pounds, 1/4 Japanese, a lot of German(a Kamikazi Nazi), my hair is almost down to my ass. I'm a space cowboy. Hillbilly in training. I'm ashamed of my body.

Your Deadly Sins

Pride: 60%
Wrath: 40%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die from faulty botox injection. How Sinful Are You?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

For love:A girl who only looks at me, only laughs when I try to be funny(Okay, I'm joking about that... Kind of.) . She is co-dependant, quirky, devoted, individual, I want a princess that doesn't act like one. I want an angel. A sweetheart, champion of the underdog, in a room full of people she's the one exuding light, making everyone else look like dirty reflections. A closet tree hugger. She likes pretty things. She's my partner in crime, my partner in some holy crusade. She wants to fix the world, and is content to start with petting a cat or drinking hot tea. She's clumsy sometimes. She eats, drinks, and fucks like it's the first time. For friends: You could be a rotten tomato for all I care, let's be pals! :D

My Blog

Inspired

My dearest JPK,I know that this was all worth it and that tomorrow we will smile more than we do today. You make my heart sing somewhere between Metallica and Madonna. Everything that's happened has m...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:38:00 GMT

Breathe

The gilded bumblebee noose around my neck reminds me of the destruction of beautiful things, of fragile bridges thoughtlessly burned. The black band on my finger reminds me of dreams paved over with ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:02:00 GMT

Tomorrow is a Long Time

If today was not an endless highway,If tonight was not a crooked trail,If tomorrow wasnt such a long time,Then lonesome would mean nothing to you at all.Yes, and only if my own true love was waitin,Ye...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:44:00 GMT

Concerning pride and matters of the heart.

I'm drinking Absinthe because it reminds me of you. I'm smoking an Export because you wouldn't want me to. I wish I could hear your voice I wish I could lose track of time in those eyes. I don't know ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 18:28:00 GMT

As Per Your

I chewed through my own umbilical discord, fighting off tears of shame at my wrathful conception. I wandered dark tundras wary of prefab ruins. Oh what curse is this to be sentient, yet ineffectual? C...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:19:00 GMT

Bittersweetness

I won the lottery today. I got robbed today. It's 11:11 who am I thinking about? I stuck my finger down my throat. It didn't help. I'm on my last tea bag leg nerve.
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:11:00 GMT

Thank You.

For the clarity, for the inspiration. Thank you for enduring my rages and my break downs. Thank you for your resilience and your vulnerabilty. Your faith in me, your ability to stand your groun...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 22:09:00 GMT

Heaven Knows

You know that sound in cartoons when someone does a major faux pas or fails at a joke? Wah wah wah waaah. That should be my theme song. What about when you hear an epic song that fills you with that b...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 18:20:00 GMT