I am a star, a super star even. Sometimes I put my hands under my arms and I sniff them. I am way smarter than AJ , and probably you too. I am still awaiting my pending nobel prize for economics, and possibly physics as well. I am a renowned author, at least as far as I know, I haven't asked anyone else if they have ever heard of me, so I just assume that they have. I believe in cognitive therapy, therefore I believe that everyone loves me, and if they don't they clearly have severe Electra complexes, or perhaps Oedipel (sp?). I am on a mission to unify the peoples of the world under the singular (sp?) belief that I know what is best for them. I am the best speller I know, and I know an awful (sp?) lot of atrocious spellers. I believe that the Scripps national bee is rigged and inherintly (sp?) racist. I believe that it is unfair the way that middle-class white men have been kept down throughout history, and I am starting a grassroots (sp?) movement to lobby the government of Uganda for reparations (sp?). If you are interested in joining my lobbying campaign, please respond. I am not sure what the financial state of the Ugandan (sp?) government is, but I am sure that it is better than that of Sierra Leone.
