Vaginas, moonlit walks on the beach, buttsex, puppies, threesomes, holding hands, bukkake, long drives to nowhere in my Volvo
I'd like to meet:
matt and jeff's dad, a talking penguin, strippers with hearts of gold, your mom and pretty much any woman with low self-esteem and even lower standards.
this guy:
Music:
Velocity Girl , Sarah Shannon , Bunnygrunt , Twee-pop , superchunk , Rainer Maria , cub , My Favorite , Alkaline Trio , no. seriously. did i mention sarah shannon yet?
I LOVE this band
now witness the magic:
"Crazy Town" - Velocity Girl
Movies:
Clerks, Donnie Darko, The Natural, Boondock Saints, Major League, Bull Durham, Dark City, Things to do in Denver When You're Dead, Team America: World Police, Napoleon Dynamite, Garden State, The Warriors(possibly the greatest movie of all times)
Television:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Shield, Sportscenter, Baseball Tonight, Phillies' games, CSI(but Vegas is the only one worth watching), and a lot of poker tournaments 'cause i'm a nerd.
Books:
How to Talk Dirty and Influence People, Hop on Pop, Robert b. Parker's Spenser for Hire series, Raymond Chandler's books, Ross Macdonald's Lew Archer novels, W.P. Kinsella, and while i'm in no way religious...i LOVE The Chronicles of Narnia(i just can't bring myself to go watch the movie on acount of not wanting to ruin the books)..
Heroes:
Lenny & Kazumi Erickson Jr, Sarah Shannon, Archie Moore, Kelly Riles, Jim Spellman, Brian Nelson, Dale Murphy, Jim Rome, Lenny Bruce, Lenny Dykstra, and probably a whole lot more Lennys.
and these guys:
