keepin' it real, as well as entertaining the masses
The people I would like to meet: POTUS, cousin brucie, christopher walken, howard stern, trent reznor, vincent k. mcmahon, method man, AC/DC, pigface, the guy who steals my parking spot at my job, santa claus, easter bunny, OJ simpson's lawyer, the guy who invented the microphone, samuel l. jackson, angelina jolie, eminem, joe pesci, robert deniro, jack nicholson and his ripped up 5 dollar bill jar, george lucas, richard tyson, bruce campbell, eddie griffith, dave chapelle, dr dre, sean combs, quincy jones, russell simmons, joe torre, luis sojo, doug sisk, derek jeter, don mattingly, and the rest of the Yankee (past and current) squad. i can't think of anybody else right now.
NIN, AC/DC, Pigface, Neil Diamond, urban dance squad, pat boone, eminem, any classical music, dr dre, snoop dog, biggie smalls, metallica, ministry, kid rock, tom petty, black crowes, death cab for cutie, hayseed dixie, gorillas, poison, david lee roth, beastie boys, ol' dirty bastard, wu tang clan, method man, coldplay, radiohead, 311, rage against the machine, aerosmith, primus, the roots, pink floyd can't come up with anymore for now
Three O'Clock High, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Bruce Campbell vs. the Army of Darkness, Diliverance, the Truman Show, Back to School, Crash (both versions), Liar Liar, the Comancheros, Dirty Harry, Batman (both versions), Hackers, Two Moon Junction, Liar's Poker, Hangman Also Die, Ace Ventura, Dice Rules, Casablanca, Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky V, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Biloxi Blues, Suicide Kings, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Just One Of The Guys, Deathrace 2000, Casino, Bubba Hotep, In the Line of Fire, M*A*S*H*, This Boy's Life, Lockdown, Stand By Me, American History X, American Me, Kids, Poolhall Junkies, Good Morning Vietnam, Men At Work, Hamburger Hill, Full Metal Jacket, Trainspotting, Gunnar Palace, Pink Flamingos, The Sixth Sense, the Passion of the Christ, Bad Boy Bubby, Bundy, Donny Darko, Supersize Me, Around the Bend, FahrenHYPE 9/11, Gummo, etc.
Simpsons; COPS; Family Guy (Stewie kicks ASS); SportsCenter; Baseball Tonight (That Karl Ravech); the Juiceman infomercials (gotta love those eyebrows); Scrambled porn on Playboy; History Channel; E! Channel; Dave Chapelle; In Living Color; The Late Show with David Letterman; The O'Reilly Factor; Wondershowzen; etc....
Brave New World; Different Seasons; Politically charged an-argument-is-gonna-start-with-drunk-people books; Celestine Prophecy; Christine; Misery; DUH! The Stupid History of the Human Race; Dirty Jokes and Beer; etc
Patrick Henry