since im doing all these new things in my life like losing crazy ass weight, fuckin being incredible at everything, loving all these new people, well i decided that i'll bust out my about me. ok. i'm a snapple fact. i watch jeopardy so i can learn new things. i love disco balls, cotton candy martinis and dirty dancefloors.
i dream dirty. electropop is my secret obsession, eventhough i pull off the whole "i'm into rock" thing. i use the word FUCK more than i should but it means so much to me.
love it. i think very highly of myself just cuz i can basically spell every single word in the english and spanish vocabulary. i have this thing where if i don't know the meaning of a word i have to look it up in the dictionary. so i do. and that is why you will find a pocket dictionary in my car. i have all these vanilla scented lotions and body splashes and stuff and i always smell really nice but i admit that i would rather smell like coconuts. i love my gold spandex booty shorts that i wear with my little disco sweater and my rollerblades. i sing like an angel and i can prove it. i sub-consciously know too much about chemistry and astronomy. i love to be funny just cuz it pisses people off. it makes them jealous that i have fuckin better and faster comebacks. i work my ass off just because i love my co-workers. they're fuckin hilarious. and i'm not bragging but we give unbelievable customer service. i don't know how to use the word bro. i love to dance. . i write a lot. i think i have a way with words. i was a really cute baby. i get out of everything just making note that i'm pretty. i'm short. i can't reach stuff from the walls at work and i hate the black poles. i brush my teeth at least 5 times a day. i wash my hands at least 20 times a day. i fold shirts at least 3 times a week. i carry my hackie-sack in my purse. i tend to buy huge purses just cuz they make me look even smaller. i can pull off the i'm under twelve thing at six flags. i hate liars. there's no point in lying. if you're basically doing something worth lying for, odds are i'll probably laugh about it and make fun of you for it. so i would rather have the truth. i you can't handle that then don't bother in telling me you're "stories". i drive like i'm in a hurry. i carry my camera in my back pocket.
i have at least one picture of every person i've met. i turned out to be a people person. i make people feel uncomfortable when they deserve it. i never decide on where we are going and it pisses people off. i do really good i-pod music. yeah i love metric.
i don't write in caps cuz they're ugly. i collect bottle caps. i make kaleidoscopes. i paint. i'm not an artist yet. i'm not religious but i have a bible in my room ...that i use as a paper weight. but god knows i pray every night. my phones [ all 3 ] are always lacking battery. i love to make jokes. i like to hear myself laugh, it reminds me of how happy i am. i'm creative like that. i get cold really quickly. I HATE AIR CONDITIONING. i makes me sneeze. im obessed with friends. i can act out toy story and toy story 2. i read the words on the actual street backwards. for example railroad xing. i have at least 100 candles. i have too many pencils not enough pens. i have a perfume for each day of the week. i hid lighters all over my room for when the came in handy. now i can't find them and im pretty sure it's the biggest fire hazard ever. i love infomercials. it's crazy how people think of so much bullshit. how come i didnt think of it first. i love tight clothes. hablo espanol. i should get my ideas pattened.
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