I have 2 wonderful boyZ,& I am happily married! I have a job I love, a house to call my own, and five crazy animals running around everywhere!
Fuck all your highschool drama
I do what I want! i do bite ...so watch your step :)
Random facts about me
1. HIGHLY Allergic to Bananas. (yea, this shit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
2. I have two tattoos.
3. When im drunk, everyone is my friend ♥
4. 80's Baby. Oh yeah.
5..My bestfriend is cooler than yours
6. I curse way too fukin much.
7. I wear funky socks (no white)
8. I ♥ flip Flops!!
9. I ride a PINK GT bicycle
10. I wear size 6 shoe
11. I’m a person who’s very comfortable with herself.
12. Ive worked "39" different jobs!
13. Two words describe me: mysterious and unpredictable.
14. I like to watch people. I like to watch the things they do and how they interact with other people.
15. I am very random. Sometimes there are random bursts of laughter.
16. I ♥ quotes and song lyrics.
17. I ♥ Spring & Fall!
18. My goal is to visit every state..will I accomplish it?..i dont know, Ive already visited 18
19.I want to SKY DIVE this summer (2008) I love to Para Sail
20. I live in KCMO, & never been to a CHIEFS game.
21.I enjoy shopping at flea markets & thrift stores
22. I've never broken a bone or received stitches for an injury (I figure wisdom tooth extractions and episiotomies don't count)
23. Never had a Cavity!! (im 36)
24.I like cats. They taste like chicken.
(okay, okay...that's my favorite non-religious, non-political bumper sticker of all time)
25. I was concieved in the FAIRY LAND parking lot
26. I moved in w/ my highschool sweet♥ at 15 (he was 17) and we R still MARRIED!!
27. I’ve placed an incalculable number of kisses upon both my children’s heads and will continue to do so into their teen years.
28. I am scared to die.
29. Ive lived through 2 MAJOR explosions!!
30. I have a lot of gray hair
31. I was a cheerleader 1 year in High School.
32. I was born BREECH
33. Ive never lived outside my ZIP CODE!!
34. I take LONG HOT showers!!
35. I say SORRY alot, even when its not my fault!
36. I treat others how they treat me!
37. I ♥ Roller Coasters
38. Stalking someone is FUN!!
39. I an VERY organized
40. My 1st dog was named SANDY
41.I think ghosts and spirits are real and have proof (probably not everyone would understand).
42. I NEVER sit on a public toilet!!
43. I was a Girl Scout.
44. My 1st initial looks like the number 8 when I sign my name as Sharon. Over the years it just sort of evolved that way.
45. I think farts are HELLA funny.
46. Whenever I travel, I pack an awful lot. I like to be prepared for many scenarios…
47. I prefer to walk in the rain without an umbrella.
48. I used to have my tongue pierced.
49. when my son Zak & I are together, everyone thinks Im his sister!
50. Graduated from Hickman Mills High School in 1989... GO COUGARS!!
51. Ive fallen out of a moving vehichle onto a busy road. (maybe thats whats wrong w/ me LOL)
52. I bitch, because it works!!
53. Spent a week in North Kansas City Hospital from a sking accident!
54. Martie Garlett off ROMPER ROOM, is my moms cousin.
55. I can change moods in a flash. Seriously.
56. I'm surprisingly good at fooling people.
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