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Sherief

Winner of the Most Likely To Take Over The World Award for 2002 through 2006!

About Me

I'm AWESOME(tm).
I'm OBSESSED with Road Runner.
I'm similarly OBSESSED with Daffy Duck.
I believe Hazelnut Coffee RULES.
I *HATE* people who WrItE lIKe ThIs.
I also *HATE* people who abuse punctuation!!!!!!!!!!!!111111eleven.
In short, I'm a spelling/grammar Nazi.
I like to Skateboard.
I'm not very good at it :(.
I'm paranoid (seriously).
I don't like Arab communities.
I don't listen to Arabic music.
I don't watch Arabic movies.
I don't see Arabic TV.
I'm a huge fan of Scrooge McDuck.
I find girls cuter WITHOUT makeup.. Except eyeliner!
I'm a *SUCKER* for strong eyeliner.
I talk mostly in English... not to look "stylish", as I'm not a confused 15 year old, no.
I have a highly coordinated plan to take over the world with the aid of Penguins, Duct-taped Turtles and Road Runner. Yes.

My Interests

Skateboarding (not so good at it though), cycling, COFFEE!, Diet Coke, Computer programming, Video games.

I'd like to meet:

A barista!
Skaters.
The (so far mythical) girl skaters.
People who can MAINTAIN AN ENGLISH CONVERSATION.
People who were just NOT RAISED THE ARAB WAY.
Someone with a discount at Starbucks...
..And dating said someone ;)

Music:

Eminem, Evanescence, Yellowcard, Linkin Park, Green Day...

Movies:

Ice Age, Ice Age 2, Snatch.

Television:

Sitcoms, sitcoms, sitcoms.
Arrested Development is TEH BEST. I also watch TOO MUCH Cartoon Network for my own good, or anyone's at that.
Oh, and Punk'd BLOWS.

Books:

Animal Farm is TEH BEST BOOK EVAR.

Heroes:

Me! I'm my own role model. The cyclic dependency could give you a headache, so don't think about it!