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Jess

Stop, Drop, and Roll doesn't work in Hell!!!!

About Me

I am Jess, otherwise known as known as Phat Head. If you ask me why, I won't tell you. I go to beauty school and I STILL work in retail. YAY MySpace Profile Editor
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My Interests

I like music, i like shopping, i like offending people, as well as looking in mirrors, reading, excessive primping, coffee, working out, wasting money, green tea, JIF, leaving snotty tissues everywhere, eating healthy, um...chocolate is healthy...and i fart alot!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

The old dude who delivers the money for publishers clearing house. preferably on my porch, giving ME the winnings. I'm sick of all the old farts winning, now what are they really going to do with a million dollars? Maybe hip replacement surgery? Or remove some unsightly vericose veins? Now I, on the other hand, would put the winnings to really good use.

Music:

favorites-tool, the beatles, coheed and cambria, the deftones, coldplay, sublime, the strokes, weezer, piebald-other random bands i like- franz ferdinand, ODB, hall and oates(laugh and'll kick your ass!)early marilyn manson, promise ring, smashing pupkins, and just about anything 80's is good. oldies, classic rock, whatever i enjoy.

Movies:

goodfellas, outside providence, sixteen candles, breakfast club, mary poppins, GUMMO, rules of attraction, american beauty, forrest gump, sabrina(the original), pillow talk (old doris day movie), 10 things i hate about you, waiting, clueless, billy madison, american pie, little rascals, big daddy

Television:

i love the 70's/80's/90's on vhi. anything with paris hilton. passions, when i actually watch tv at 2pm(rare). forensic files. cold case files. COP's when i want a good laugh. anything with MURDER or serial killers. but, i really don't watch much tv. maybe about 20 minutes a day, but that's mostly the weather channel.

Books:

great gatsby.i really like anything by f. scott fitzgerald, especially his short stories. anything by christopher moore, james patterson, or patricia cornwell. the stand. the razor's edge. true crime/serial killer books.i like slasher/murder mysteries. the more violence the better it is. i really like to read about people getting eviscerated and mutilated. that's the best. yep, i'm sick.

Heroes:

my mom and dad...

My Blog

just say no to spandex leggings!

I have noticed lately that there have been a lot of people asking if we have leggings at my work. Spandex leggings are disgusting, almost as gross as stirrup pants. Spandex leggings were cool when i w...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:16:00 PST

I hate it! part 2

all shirtless dudes beware! lemme alone! i hate shirtless profile guys.
Posted by Jess on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:51:00 PST

Ima goin to NY

I'm going to New York and no, not NYC, ima goin' to mountains to see my grandparents and a bunch of ol' people. It will be a grand week of relaxation and my liver will get a brief, well needed vacatio...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:47:00 PST

screw that.....i'm weak

and most of all screw philip morris!!! them suckas must be putting crack in them things.
Posted by Jess on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:53:00 PST

no more wine.....or icecream

Due to the events of last weekend and thursday night, I have come to the conclusion that i am never allowed to have more than 2 glasses of wine. I used to able to drink a whole bottle. Now if&nbs...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 07:56:00 PST

meeeoww!

my cat is in heat........you know what that means.
Posted by Jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yuck! I hate it....

I hate it when dumb-ass guys have shirtless profile pics. So lame. I will not befriend any shirtless dudes!
Posted by Jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST