Casa de Fabulous

I AM THE MOST FABULOUS HAUS EVER!!! YOU LOVE ME!!!!CURRENT MEMBERS:VIOLET (the little pale-faced, jewish, pinup girl one. aka lady starface): queen of extravagence, fabulosity, and glamour; designated matriarch; the wrong bitch to fuck wit; designer extraordenaire; general coneseur; new england's go-to-gore-girl; professional fag-monger................SAM HOLLAND: resident ghost; expert in all fields; leaver of gifts; inventor of sharing; the man who knows everything about everything (really).....................ENRIQUE: playwrite extraordinaire; professional bodybuilder; sass basket; bdsm consultant.................JONATHAN: master of metal mayhem; resident long-hair; in-house minstral; teacher of music.............VIOLET (the tall beautiful nubian princess): runway model extraordinaire; fashion muse; makeup maven, bringer of serenity...............TONY: resident pianist; prince of vulgarity; striker of poses; master of decoration; beauty consultant; bestower of faggotry..........................KATE: master of ceremonies; resident wood nymph; painter extraordinaire; gay club show-stopper; dancing queen; coffee fairy.............STEPHANIE: bleach queen; sports liason; secret party animal; teacher of children; floor carnivore; more tba......................................................... ............................................................ ...........................................................H ONORARY MEMBERS:EASTSIDE MINI MATT: black metal coneseur; eastside mini mart liasonPAST MEMBERS: JANET, TIFFANY JACKY: patron saint of ladybugs; enabler of the arts; the next great american writer; asl tutor; master of ceremoniesKATIE: in-house red-head; youtube coreographer; locker of doors; explorer; dog-whisperer, KENDRA: professional youtube addict; self-taught genious; celebrety impersonator; jailbait rep; princess of fabulosity; in-house raptor; resident little person MARGRET: bearer of teeth; maker of keys; illicit futon and dumpstered paistries peddler; bringer of sunshine; sweetest lady ever!SAM B: resident historian; reciter of verse; sammich king; poet loriat; greek liasonKRYSTAN: inhouse mediator; floor carnivore; designer extraordenaire; resident comedian; mistress of the sober stoners