Before I was a MOM |
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Before I was a Mom - I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I h...
Posted by ~~Smiley~~ on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:11:00 PST |
Girls Poem |
A poem for girls...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance th...
Posted by ~~Smiley~~ on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:30:00 PST |
Sisters/Friends |
THIS SAYS IT ALL:
Time passes.
Life happens.
Distance separates.
Children grow up.
Jobs come and go.
Love waxes and wanes.
Men don't do what they're supposed to do.
Hearts break.
Pa...
Posted by ~~Smiley~~ on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:31:00 PST |
Women over 40. |
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care ...
Posted by ~~Smiley~~ on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:23:00 PST |
Life is a GIFT! |
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her She told her boyfriend, "If I could only see the world, I w...
Posted by ~~Smiley~~ on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:58:00 PST |
An Officers Life!!! (posted by a friend) |
Talk about food for thought....WOW!!
You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding"He just worked an accident where poeple died because they were going to fast___________...
Posted by ~~Smiley~~ on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:36:00 PST |
