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MySpace Layouts Hi, im Danny aka, GeneralCortez. Anyway, im 17, and I live in North Carolina. I am always on the lookout for a future Mrs Cortez, but thats not happening anytime this decade. So whatever Anyway, I like military history, video games(particularly Grand Theft Auto and Total War), Warhammer 40,000, and I love cats. I particularly love the middle ages, and I know alot about it. As you may can tell if you look at my pics, I love the game Medieval 2: Total War. Theres nothing better than running down running Frenchmen with armoured knights. Yes, I use European spelling, I kickass. Im also pretty arrogant, but hey, better than being selfdeprciating. I am a convert to the Roman Catholic Church, and nothing is gonna change that, so if you get the smartass idea in your head to convert me, give up, asshole. I collect swords, so yeah, ill hit you. Im generally a hateful little shit. Heres a little more about me. Welcome to the World of General Cortez, enjoy your stay...
~The Basics~
Name Danny or Patrick. Call me Danny though
Birthdate May 13th 1989
Location Halifax County, Eastern North Carolina, United States
Religion Roman Catholic Convert
Height Five Foot Seven Inches
Weight One Hundred and Thirty Pounds
~Favorites~
Music Classic Rock
Least Favorite Music Rap, Country
Bands Rush, Jethro Tull, Led Zeppelin
Food Mexican, Cheesburgers, Pizza
Drinks Cheerwine, Dr Pepper, Water
Video Games Grand Theft Auto, Medieval II: Total War
Video Game Systems PlayStation2, PlayStation Portable, PC
TV Shows House MD, WWE Wrestling
Animals Cats
Colors Red and Black
Time In History THE MIDDLE AGES!
~Can You...~
Cook? Yep
Do Math? Not to good
Drive? Learning how
Use a Gun? Yes
Fight? Nope
Play Poker? Nope
Dance? Sorta
Play Video Games? Yep!
Annoy People? Damn straight. _
~In A Mate~
Eye Color Brown, deep Blue
Hair Color Brown, Black, dark Red
Height 5'0 to 5'10 is good
Weight Not enough to crush me haha
Intelligent? Yes
Peicings? Other than ears, no
Tattoos? Not if they are big
~Do You....~
Have peicings? No
Have Tattoos? No
Do Drugs? No
Smoke? No
Drink? Sometimes when im depressed
~Randomness~
Hobbies Warhammer 40,000, video games, internet
Pets Eight Cats, Two Dogs, Two Horses
Family My mom(Brenda, 48), step dad(John, 49), and grandma(Evam 91)
John Bradshaw Layfield... IS A WRESTLING....GAWWWWD
INTO THE BREACH! FOR THE EMPORER!
Did You Make This? Yes
Wow... What?
Youre So Lame Screw you
Bite me Go to hell
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My Interests

Military History, Food, Warhammer 40,000, Theology, Girls, Sleeping, Writing historical fictions that usually violent as hell(Read my damn blog), Video Games(Medieval 2: Total War, RPGs, Grand Theft Auto, Age of Empires)

I'd like to meet:

A nice Catholic girl. But thats impossible to find. So whatever. I live in a dream world. But if SOMEHOW, through some miricle of God, nice girls exist, I like girls with brown or black hair, brown or dark blue eyes, and pale skin and glasses. Yes, im weird. If you send me a friend request, please send a message explaining how you found me. If you dont, ill send you one.

Music:

Rush, Jethro Tull, Steve Miller Band, Led Zeppelin, The Cult, Dokken, Ratt, Quiet Riot, Lynyrd Skynyrd, stuff like that. I absolutely hate rap and country though. Except Emenim, hes cool. _ Dont kill me Ashley! _

Movies:

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America To Make For Benefit Glorious Nation Kzahkstan, Star Wars, War Movies, Comedies, James Bond

Television:

House MD, History Channel(when they are not doing the 10,000th show about Adolf Hitler and JFK) WWE Wrestling, Futurama, Family Guy

Books:

The Bible, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Warhammer 40,000, Tom Clancy, military books

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Pope John Paul II, St Patrick, Jaques De Molay, King Clovis, Finlay, Borat, My Grandma,

My Blog

D00d, U Got Mongolz in ma Turkz lolz

Heres the next story in the total fiction line. Since I have been back to playing Medieval 2, I shall have some more adventures of Frederick von Hindleburg and his sons soon! On that note, Frederick d...
Posted by General Cortez on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST

RIP Guy from Boston

I forgot to mention, RIP Lead Singer Guy from Boston, you were awesome. He was 55yrs old. I'll miss you man. Even though I can remember your nam. Dont ask me WTF im up so early, I dont know....my mom ...
Posted by General Cortez on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:00:00 PST

New Story! OMGWTF!

Ive decided to do my stories totally fiction, meaning not based directly on the campaign of my game. This is based on the custum battle of the Holy Roman Empire vs the Turks on the Township map. I am ...
Posted by General Cortez on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:17:00 PST

Borat>All

Borat is the greatest movie ever. That is all
Posted by General Cortez on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:16:00 PST

Prince Henry and the Vikings

Here is story three. The German army marched north from Nuremburg towards the besieged city of Hamburg. Prince Henry had kept to the heartland of the Reich. Nuremburg Castle was the main military city...
Posted by General Cortez on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:22:00 PST

Papal Apology

Here is the second story of my series, Papal Apology Frederick's army left Venice and headed south to Bologna. The good general had learned that his lord, Prince Henry, had left Nuremburg Castle with ...
Posted by General Cortez on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST

The Seige of Venice

This is my first in my series. This takes place in 1144 AD. Frederick Von Hapsburg of the Holy Roman Empire leads a large force of troops against the accursed Milanese. "Its been years since I la...
Posted by General Cortez on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST

Cortez Cortez, Sandwich Eater

Im making my third sandwich in the past 24 hours. This time its ham and cheddar on honey wheat, soon to be baked in the oven. Must...go to....grocery....store....soon....
Posted by General Cortez on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:07:00 PST

Having a Fever Sucks

Tomko: Yes Im hot and cold all at the same time.....ugh. At least its lessening up.
Posted by General Cortez on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:18:00 PST

Yay Im Sick

I gots a bad cold. Yaaaaaay. Sore throat and everything. Life sucks so much ass....
Posted by General Cortez on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:05:00 PST