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Boat Car Guy: You know that cat that was just in here? Just ran out the door? Well, he comes up to the counter, you know, and I say "What's the word, turd?" And he lays down this burrito and he kind of looks at me, kind of stares at me and says, "I have but recently returned from the valley of the shadow of death. I'm rapturously breathing in all the odors and essences of life. I've been to the brink of total oblivion. I remember and ferment the desire to remember everything."
Wiley: So, what did you say to that?
Boat Car Guy: Well, I mean, what could I say? I said, "If you're going to microwave that burrito, I want you to poke holes in the plastic wrapping because they explode. And I'm tired of cleaning up your little burrito doings. You dig me?"
sir dibbith of jane:
i'm a little kid stuck in a sad world who's trying her hardest to be happy. i spend a lot of time in my vehicle. i poke at my hangnails and gulp down green tea. i feel best when i'm singing badly and loudly. i frequent porn stores. i am driven by a perpetual urge to burn incense and blow bubbles.
MY LIFE :

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