CRACK, DIRTY NEEDLES, PILLED UP HOOKERS, VAGUNGI, PLASTIC SURGERY IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES, CUMDUMPSTER DIVING AND FRAGGLE ROCK,PLAYING THE DRUMS, HEALING TRAVELING MORMONS, DRINKING GOOD BOOZE, YODELING SPANISH FOLKLORE, RUNNING NAKED BACKWARDS THROUGH THAT CORNFIELD IN THAT MOVIE SIGNS, BLUE RAZZ BLOW POPS, SOUP KITCHENS, GETTING VD'S, PIMPING OUT MY SISTERS FOR DRUG MONEY, LISA LOEB, GRAY PRIMER, EMPTY TACKLE BOXES,MOIST TOWELETTES, USED STREAMERS,TABERNACLE CHOIRS, HUCKLEBERRY FINNS PANT-SHORTS, LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, JACK THE RIPPER, TROLLIPS, GRAVY ON STALE PANCAKES, TRACES OF BLOOD, RUSTY BRILLO PADS, ROCKSTAR, REALLY LONG DRAPES, NINCOMPOOPS, FEATHERS AND TAR, LOCKER ROOM PEP TALKS' NECRONOMICON WITH A SIDE OF NECROPHILIA, THE MOFFITS, LOCD' OUT SET TRIPPIN' BANGERS, GOJO, DEEP SEA DETECTIVES SECRETARIES, PURSE SNATCHING IN POOR NEIGHBORHOODS( always good for some halls if your sick),YO-YO TRICKS, THE FUCKING HISTORY CHANNEL, SURVIVORS OF THE BLACK PLAGUE, VICTIMS OF AN INDIAN BURN, BROKEN FLOURESCENT LIGHT BULBS, ACETELYNE TORCHES, PRE-TREATING STAINS, GOIDERS ON THE ELDERLY, YOUR MOTHERS NATURAL SCENT, WHISTLING WHILST I WORK, FEEDING PEOPLE TO PIGS,ROAMING GNOMES, ZENA, SCABIES , THE OLSON TWINS WHEN THEY WERE STILL INNOCENT, PUTTING A CACTUS IN EACH OF MICHAEL J. FOX'S HANDS, SIDELINES, HOLY WARS, TOUCHING BOVINES(OR DOGS) TEETS, ICY CEMENT STEPS, JAY JAY THE JET PLANE, ALF'S YOUNGER SISTER, WHEN CRAZY DADS FIGHT THEIR KIDS COACHES, CURB STOMPING MATADORES, ULTRA-MAN AND/ OR ULTRA VIOLET RAYS,GETTING BLACK LUNG, NUMBERS IN BATHROOM STALLS, PURPLE PEOPLE EATERS, WATCHING JUMANJI BACKWARDS, SEEING WHAT PEOPLE WOULD DO FOR A FUCKING KLONDIKE BAR, RIPPING THE HEADS OFF BARBIES, HE-MAN, SHAVING HOBBITT FEET, MAKING NECKLACES OUT OF OLD URINAL CAKES, KIDNAPPPING PEOPLE IN ARUBA, KILLING PEOPLE SOFTLY WITH MY SONG, TWENTY TWO SKADOO'S, DOILIES, TIGER BEAT, BULLION CUBES, KILLER INSTINCTS, LIFE CEREAL, FREEZER POPS, NINJA WARRIORS UNDEROOS, RAVER PANTS,
I'd like to meet:
NOT YOU SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU DIRTY CUNTBUBBLE!!!!
SERIOUSLY THO--- IF YOU DONT LIKE HORROR--BLOOD-- GORE ---ABORTIONS----BONDAGE-- PIN-UPS---THE 40'S--------OR POCKET ROCKETS IN YOUR ASS-----YA KNOW --- THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE-- THEN NOT YOU---
Music:
ANYTHING BUT COUNTRY, YES COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS , THERE I SAID IT , I KNOW EVERYONE THINKS IT, BUT I FUCKING SAID IT!! ALL THAT TWINGING AND TWANGING FUCK THAT. HOWSA BOUT I GRIND UP ALL THE COUNTRY SINGERS PUT THEM ALL IN A TEN GALLON HAT AND GIVE THEM ALL A GOLDEN SHOWER AT ONCE!!!!THROW THE CLARKS IN THERE ALSO --- YEAH DONT WORRY THEY SUCK TOO-----
Movies:
Anything good--- funny-- bloody --- rapey--- terrorizey--- ya know the good shit!!
Television:
I just so happen to like some of those moving picture shows-----Berserk--Family Guy---pretty much anything on History Channel--Sportscenter---Simpsons---Ghost in the Shell---The Munsters---Futurama----Outlaw Star---Initial D--- Of course Dragonball Z----Aquateen Hunger Force---A-Team---Mac Gyver----Quantum Leap--Knightrider---The Price is Right ------ South Park---Scrubs----Cowboy Bebop--Mind of Mencia----First 48 Hours----Pretty much any real life murder show on A n E-- or any channel for that matter-- Just not that CSI shit----I dunno I like a lot of shit---- so the fuck what
Books:
Kill without Joy----Thats pretty much it---so I dont read alot so the fuck what ---- I would like to but I have too many people to stalk ----
Heroes:
YES I AM AND THANK YOU FOR ASKING!!