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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I KINDA DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY OR WHERE TO START REALLY. ECCENTRIC, ARTISTIC, AMATEUR EVERYTHING, PROFESSIONALLY SARCASTIC-- DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH-- SAY ANYTHING--DO ANYTHING--IF YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME AND FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT YOU WERE PROBABLY WITH ME..... HATE STEREOTYPES-- HATE SLOW PEOPLE-- NOT MENTALLY --PHYSICALLY-- ALWAYS WANTING TO BE MORE AND MORE ORIGINAL WITH AGE-- LOVE MY SON -I HATE SHALLOW CUNTS---IF YOU ARE BY CHANCE A SHALLOW CUNT I HOPE SOMEONE WITH FULL BLOWN AIDS RAPES YOUR MOUTH REPEATEDLY--- I HAVE A DISTORTED SENSE OF HUMOR--WHEN I COMMENT ON THINGS I USUALLY HEAR " THATS FUCKED UP"--JUST GIVE ME AN ATMOSPHERE WITH GOOD BEER -- PEOPLE -- AND MUSIC -- AND THATS ALL I NEED -- BUT MOST PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW THAT SHIT ABOUT ME --- THEY ARE CALLED MY FRIENDS----HAPPY NOW ?? YOU FUCK!!

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My Interests


CRACK, DIRTY NEEDLES, PILLED UP HOOKERS, VAGUNGI, PLASTIC SURGERY IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES, CUMDUMPSTER DIVING AND FRAGGLE ROCK,PLAYING THE DRUMS, HEALING TRAVELING MORMONS, DRINKING GOOD BOOZE, YODELING SPANISH FOLKLORE, RUNNING NAKED BACKWARDS THROUGH THAT CORNFIELD IN THAT MOVIE SIGNS, BLUE RAZZ BLOW POPS, SOUP KITCHENS, GETTING VD'S, PIMPING OUT MY SISTERS FOR DRUG MONEY, LISA LOEB, GRAY PRIMER, EMPTY TACKLE BOXES,MOIST TOWELETTES, USED STREAMERS,TABERNACLE CHOIRS, HUCKLEBERRY FINNS PANT-SHORTS, LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, JACK THE RIPPER, TROLLIPS, GRAVY ON STALE PANCAKES, TRACES OF BLOOD, RUSTY BRILLO PADS, ROCKSTAR, REALLY LONG DRAPES, NINCOMPOOPS, FEATHERS AND TAR, LOCKER ROOM PEP TALKS' NECRONOMICON WITH A SIDE OF NECROPHILIA, THE MOFFITS, LOCD' OUT SET TRIPPIN' BANGERS, GOJO, DEEP SEA DETECTIVES SECRETARIES, PURSE SNATCHING IN POOR NEIGHBORHOODS( always good for some halls if your sick),YO-YO TRICKS, THE FUCKING HISTORY CHANNEL, SURVIVORS OF THE BLACK PLAGUE, VICTIMS OF AN INDIAN BURN, BROKEN FLOURESCENT LIGHT BULBS, ACETELYNE TORCHES, PRE-TREATING STAINS, GOIDERS ON THE ELDERLY, YOUR MOTHERS NATURAL SCENT, WHISTLING WHILST I WORK, FEEDING PEOPLE TO PIGS,ROAMING GNOMES, ZENA, SCABIES , THE OLSON TWINS WHEN THEY WERE STILL INNOCENT, PUTTING A CACTUS IN EACH OF MICHAEL J. FOX'S HANDS, SIDELINES, HOLY WARS, TOUCHING BOVINES(OR DOGS) TEETS, ICY CEMENT STEPS, JAY JAY THE JET PLANE, ALF'S YOUNGER SISTER, WHEN CRAZY DADS FIGHT THEIR KIDS COACHES, CURB STOMPING MATADORES, ULTRA-MAN AND/ OR ULTRA VIOLET RAYS,GETTING BLACK LUNG, NUMBERS IN BATHROOM STALLS, PURPLE PEOPLE EATERS, WATCHING JUMANJI BACKWARDS, SEEING WHAT PEOPLE WOULD DO FOR A FUCKING KLONDIKE BAR, RIPPING THE HEADS OFF BARBIES, HE-MAN, SHAVING HOBBITT FEET, MAKING NECKLACES OUT OF OLD URINAL CAKES, KIDNAPPPING PEOPLE IN ARUBA, KILLING PEOPLE SOFTLY WITH MY SONG, TWENTY TWO SKADOO'S, DOILIES, TIGER BEAT, BULLION CUBES, KILLER INSTINCTS, LIFE CEREAL, FREEZER POPS, NINJA WARRIORS UNDEROOS, RAVER PANTS,

I'd like to meet:

NOT YOU SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU DIRTY CUNTBUBBLE!!!! SERIOUSLY THO--- IF YOU DONT LIKE HORROR--BLOOD-- GORE ---ABORTIONS----BONDAGE-- PIN-UPS---THE 40'S--------OR POCKET ROCKETS IN YOUR ASS-----YA KNOW --- THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE-- THEN NOT YOU---

Music:

ANYTHING BUT COUNTRY, YES COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS , THERE I SAID IT , I KNOW EVERYONE THINKS IT, BUT I FUCKING SAID IT!! ALL THAT TWINGING AND TWANGING FUCK THAT. HOWSA BOUT I GRIND UP ALL THE COUNTRY SINGERS PUT THEM ALL IN A TEN GALLON HAT AND GIVE THEM ALL A GOLDEN SHOWER AT ONCE!!!!THROW THE CLARKS IN THERE ALSO --- YEAH DONT WORRY THEY SUCK TOO-----

Movies:

Anything good--- funny-- bloody --- rapey--- terrorizey--- ya know the good shit!!

Television:

I just so happen to like some of those moving picture shows-----Berserk--Family Guy---pretty much anything on History Channel--Sportscenter---Simpsons---Ghost in the Shell---The Munsters---Futurama----Outlaw Star---Initial D--- Of course Dragonball Z----Aquateen Hunger Force---A-Team---Mac Gyver----Quantum Leap--Knightrider---The Price is Right ------ South Park---Scrubs----Cowboy Bebop--Mind of Mencia----First 48 Hours----Pretty much any real life murder show on A n E-- or any channel for that matter-- Just not that CSI shit----I dunno I like a lot of shit---- so the fuck what

Books:

Kill without Joy----Thats pretty much it---so I dont read alot so the fuck what ---- I would like to but I have too many people to stalk ----

Heroes:

YES I AM AND THANK YOU FOR ASKING!!

My Blog

so I took this crap once------

I was thinking of some of the famous shits Ive taken over the years today--- Ya know --- I wuz at work and I wuz talking to this little shit kicker kid about dumb ass ummmm stuff--- and the topic came...
Posted by ^v^ Easy Queasy Nasty Sleasy ^v^ on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:27:00 PST

Personally ----- FUCK OFF --- In a nice way ---

   Huh --2007 was supposed to be a fucking splendid year-- mostly for the simple fact that 2006 fucking blew a tranny donkey cock. The problem is that I always fuckinng find a way to complic...
Posted by ^v^ Easy Queasy Nasty Sleasy ^v^ on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:53:00 PST

Oh you cant have sweet without the sour----

Not to be a downer but I feel like I have hit the Y in the road of life ---- To the right or to the left --- its the only question ----    I have no idea how the fuck I got here but it has ...
Posted by ^v^ Easy Queasy Nasty Sleasy ^v^ on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

I know --- I'm inconsiderate----

I have been getting bothered with the tolerance of illegal immigrants coming into this country---- I know everyone has a right to freedom believe me---but I'm getting sick of these people taking advan...
Posted by ^v^ Easy Queasy Nasty Sleasy ^v^ on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:44:00 PST

The Santa Clause

I was dooped into listening to christmas music all day today at work so I got to thinking about the whole Santa thing-- I know it excites children to know that Santa will come on christmas and leave t...
Posted by ^v^ Easy Queasy Nasty Sleasy ^v^ on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:49:00 PST

I need a new hobby

I need to start getting blood back into my alcohol stream.....I was five fucking hours late for work today-----All just to watch the Steelers lose to fucking Denver------ And any fan knows what the fu...
Posted by ^v^ Easy Queasy Nasty Sleasy ^v^ on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:10:00 PST

WHY

Howsa come some people think they deserve EVERYONE'S ( not just some) undivided attention?? Now if you want to say that they are attention whores thats ok-- but think about it -- a whore will get the ...
Posted by ^v^ Easy Queasy Nasty Sleasy ^v^ on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:30:00 PST

cocaine for your brain

I know alot of people hate Starbucks and coffee for that matter. I FUCKING LOVE IT-- If I was rich as fuck I would have my own personal starbucks in my house--I dont care if its more addictive than ni...
Posted by ^v^ Easy Queasy Nasty Sleasy ^v^ on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST

DIE DIE DIE MY DARLING!!

Im sorry for those of you who love Katie Courek-- Courik-- Couric--however you fucking spell it it doesnt matter -- her last name should be retarded cunt!! I was forced to watch her little CBS nightly...
Posted by ^v^ Easy Queasy Nasty Sleasy ^v^ on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:13:00 PST

C&A

I might be retarded but I cant help but wonder something. How the hell do you become a critic or an analyst?? I watch the many programs who have ubers of experts in a field, doctors, advisors. but who...
Posted by ^v^ Easy Queasy Nasty Sleasy ^v^ on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:19:00 PST