About Me
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I may not forget you...
kitty i love u, we will be pals for life, boston or not im still seein u at least 1x a week, n thnx for makin me ur hilarious side kick... actually i refuse to be a side kick, im a front kick.
IM DIFFERENT. If it was a shirt i would wear it every day, I'd like to scream it from the top of my lungs. I may not like the world, but I'm in-love with life and the various people in it that aren't obsessed with being someone their not, And no, its not an attention focus-er, its something out of the ordinary, i dont want everyone to focus on me and say that she is crazy, what i want is a little color in a blank world. There cant always be the blank expressed barbie dolls and the so called jock-ish ken dolls. Thats not the way i work at least. Im not plastic and fake, im me, and im different. My dad may hate it because he is a plastic man in a black and white world, but i dont listen, because the key to being normal is not being sane. It gives you a freedom of expression and a reason for being alive. If you are going to pretend to be someone else all your life then whats the point of living if your living in someone else's shoes? If you dont like my views and expressions then you dont have to be my friend, but before you decide to skip along back to your black and white, think about it, Hang back and stop stressing over what other people think about you, and just relax for a little while and see the joy that it can bring. And in closing, just chill out, no one ever asked you to stress over yourself, you just think they did, so all you have to do is sit down and think about life, and you will find that everyone you were trying to be is just trying to be someone like you, different. so just be it.
Boy im poetic
i work with horses, 30 to be exact, they are my loves... every one of them. Animals are my life, and if i could compare them to myself the horses would be my soul.
After much time spent listening to banter i have found that their words deserve imfamy. So i have placed them in order of my memory, for you, enjoy :D.
•THATS THE POWER PISS BABY!!!
•IVE GOTPINK ON MUH PANTS!
•*thrusts top half out of car window* NO WONDER DOGS LIKE THIS!!!
•Ew... strawberry daquiries, crack head soup, and rotten eggs sooooo dont mix...
• O.o rotten eggs!?
•dont worry, you will smell it in a second too *lmao*
•he is wayyyy to gassy
•lollol
•i told my mom and she farted loudly and said "see, it happens when u get older, some day you will make the sheets ripple when you tear ass"
•doors are my natural enemy...
•mine to i walk into em even when there open lmao
•Lmao! same here
•i always got bruises on my sides from it
•i walk into everything actually. I was going to get something from the printer in the computer lab and i almost fell on my ass cause i slamed my side into someone chair, then my legs got all cought up in the legs of the chair... i felt like a retarted giraffe
•lmfao im gettin like a mental picture
•its quite amazing isnt it, i was tripping for like 2 min
•So there are angel fish, and jesus fish... why not god fish?
•Cester the Cheetos cat is blazed like all the time, THINK ABOUT IT!
•curiosity kills lol
•x]
•usualy cats and or kittens so ive heard
•hahahaha, poor kitties
•lmao, now you should sate my curiosity before more innocent kittens parish. XD
•(: thankyouu.
•this conversation is depressing
•Onto happier things.
•like Orphans :]
• lazy people UNITE! ...tomorrow
• Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
•i love P!nk, she made me Bi many years ago
•She ninjaed your rainbow
•Life is a shit sandwhich which, the more bread you have the less shit you eat
•Life my dear, is a place where people can hurt you. They can beat you, and kick you while your down, but you must always remember, it only hurts when you give up. Never let them tell you that you arnt good enough, never let them hit you while your down. Even though this is life, its your life.
•DID I EVER TELL U HOW I WANTE TO DIE!?
•TELL MEEE
•i wanted to nock over a shelf of those GIANT stuffed animals, and have them TOPPLE UPON ME making a mountain of tightly packed stuffed animals over my cripped body (im going to be like 80) and then i will suffacate from lack of oxygen and die.... THINK OF THE NEWS PAPER HEAD LINES!!!! "old ass lady dies from attack of giant fluffy stuffed animals"
•THATS AMAZING
•I KNOW RIGHT! It just came to me one day when i was in walmart!
•I wanna go dance in the high way, thats how im gonna die :], "Man hit by truck while getting crunk on the High way..looks lik his popping and Locking days are over"
•WTF! why would they take an amazing song like that and turn it into potato chips!?
•i love u! when we get together idiocy is certianly surpassed!
•and once Idiocy is surpassed..all that remains is Godlyness
•Can I tell you a secret :o
•ok *listens close*
•I FUCKING LOVE YOU! lol
•OW MY EARS! lmao, i love u 2
•And that is why I bought you this magic panda who sings lalabies :]..but he is semi retarded :[... but the message remains the same!
•ive made therapists cry
•lmao! HOW!?
•1. I told my life story too
•2. I talked to her about her love life and her cheating husband
•3. She said I was a peice of shit so I said she was fat..and appearntly I hit a nerve
•Carpe Diem - Seize the day
•Carpe Noctum - Seize the night
•Carpin Denium - There's a fish in my pants
•Carpe Ovum - Seize the egg
•Cave Canem - Beware of the dog
•sorry Marina u have never experienced racism like Kayla, Victoria and I
•...actually... im from albany.
•*LMFAO*
•they really never shut up too, and they think the horse is biting them all the time, once i acctually said, "if i had a jew on my back i would bit it too"
•haha nick turns his girlfriends into lezbians, and then they all have orgies together w/o him!
•I've been eating like an Asian person for the last 2 weeks
•God Damn i feel like Ozzy Osbourne today!
•ur all on drugs and stuff?
•argerggggehmeh
•SHAREN!?
•yesh?
•get me my *undecipherable banter*
•go bite a bat!
•*bites johnny*
•LOOK! that cloud looks like homer simpson laying down!
• Imma pants pirate, I sail the S.S. Zipper!
•In a society where looks matter, I think all fat people and ugly people are screwed in the bum.
•I latch onto his back and hang there like a baby panda
•I bet I have a worm because I've been hungy a lot.
•I saw him walking down the hallway and I was going to drag him into the boys bathroom and rape him but I figured his ass was too tight.
•Oh no, he likes you, but he just doesn't want a relationship because he has a vagina.
•And he's going to make his husband very happy because he now knows how to cook.
•If I worked in the kitchen I'd throw dishes at him
•OPAH!!
•There's a tree on that face! Oh...wait..
--20 minutes later--
•Look! There's a tree on that face!
•What the hell! Do people become stupid when they come here?
•I'm not looking forward to taking my pants off at Great Escape.
•You're a fat person trapped in a thin persons body!
•Do toe tags go on toes?
•I don't think he knows what a 'best friend' is...he thinks I'm one.
•Go on, smack it. Smack it! I'm so bad!
•Maybe I'll go to the gym and lift shit with my penis to show everyone what the hell's up!
•Andy Samberg is ganna be on David Letterman tonight! I'm ganna hump my TV
•Woo! Can I join? I wanna make a biggg mess!
•lolAshleyDriving
•That's probably why he added you, it said you were interested in men AND women.
•I'm coming home real soon, and I'm going to make love to you like 15 men
•SHE'S HOLDING MY SHIT!
•Well I'm clearly god then
•Well duh
•DUH! I'm not tupid.
•When's the last time I made snese
•Probably the last time you spelt correctly
•Why don't you leave a comment on my site
•Because I smell like shit, and I wouldn't want to taint your website.
•YOU NEED TO FIND YOURSELF A NICE BUILT MEXICAN WHO SWEATS ALL THE TIME AND PAMPERS YOU, AND DOESNT WEAR A SHIRT, AND HES A PENIS THE SIZE OF A BIG BANANA SO YOU CAN BE LIKE "WOW LOOK WHAT I CAN DO WITH A BANANA"
•I think mark only likes me for my socks...
•thats alright nick only likes me for the sugar i provide him
