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Dr. Calamari

I am here for Networking

About Me

I like to eat pussy. And other parts of people. Oh, and I'm famous. Just watch. .. .. .. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Creeps, weirdos, abominations, revolutionaries, freaks, geeks and strange girls. I could have gone on It's Such A Wee World or The Enchanted Wiki-Hut. Why did I have to go on this stupid ride?

My Blog

A Very Merry Un Earth Day to You!

Yes, I'm digging up something special for you today... the corpse of human stupidity. What's that you say? It's not dead yet? Well, I believe you're right.EARTH DAY!?! This tripe never fails to exasce...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:04:00 GMT

Patience

Let me share something with you; I do not have time for this! I am a Doctor. D-O-K-T-O-R! I have endless appointments! I have appointments with people who don't even know they have appointments! While...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:38:00 GMT

Check out this event: Dark Carnival Film Festival

Hosted By: Dark CarnivalWhen: Sep 18, 2008 6:00 PMWhere Multiple VenuesBloomington, IN 47401United StatesDescription:Dark Carnival Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:04:00 GMT

The More Reliable Format

How many of you have rented or purchased a "DVD"? Alright, how many of you have taken that so called DVD home and had it skip, artifact, freeze up or just never play beyond the menu, if that? A scratc...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:05:00 GMT

The Necroblogicon

The Blog of Dead Blogs.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:42:00 GMT

Cool New People (no fakes..)

Now what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Have you ever been one of the "Cool New People"? Fuck no you haven't! Neither Have I! I see the same lamo looking faces on there all the goddamned time! Som...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:58:00 GMT

I think you spam. You grammar is awkward and I want you to eat. Shit.

   I am energy, cheerful and sincerely young girl. I love life and enjoy trying new things in life. I am loving and caring, passionate and sexual, romantic and intelligence person that is lo...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:32:00 GMT

The Trouble with Surveys in my Bulletin Box

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM YOUR DOCTOR Friends,Recently, I have missed bulletins containing important information because they were knocked out of my bulletin box by a proliferation of surveys. Now, I ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:59:00 GMT

Atomic Age Cinema! The Movie!

To avoid offense to anyone in the audience, scenes will not be shown in this preview. You are seeing scenes from the next motion picture to play this theatre, a motion picture in which you dare not be...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:36:00 GMT

A little story about me. Published in Cthulhu Sex, Vol. 1, Issue 25

A SLICE OF LIFE         &n bsp;         &n bsp;         &n bsp; ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 21:59:00 GMT