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About Me

I'm laid back and easy to get along with. If I don't like you, I'll tell you. If you keep comin at me I'll have to set you straight. I like laying in Mom's warm spot after she gets out of bed and beating up Pyro. I like bunnies. I miss the bunny that Mom had. I love it when Mom gets all frustrated at me for pawing closed doors. If she'd just leave all the doors open we wouldnt have this problem. She's so silly...

My Interests

Sleeping, napping with Mom, eating, messing with Pyro, blinking for a really long time, checking out what's under Mom's bed, making the room reek with my poopy smell - and blaming it on Pyro - and sleeping at the foot of the bed.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I don't know. Anyone, I guess. Just so long as you don't piss Mom off. There isn't anything wrong with her. Or me :D I'm her perfect little angel. But there's this new cat... Pyro. He's alright I guess. He's company. Okay, I admit it I like him. But don't tell him that.

Music:

Whatever Mom's playing is usually good for me.

Movies:

I've never been, but the idea of sitting in a chair that thousands of other asses have been in kind of tweaks me out.

Television:

We don't watch T.v. Mom and Dad have a substantial DVD collection. If there's nothing playing, I'll be in the kitchen, under the sink, or in the litter box.

Books:

You're kidding, right?

Heroes:

Hobbes, Elsa, Garfield, Felix, Fritz, Siegfried & Roy's tiger Manticore (he's hardcore)...

My Blog

It's FUCKING HOT!

Yes, I said it. It's hot. The AC is out at our apartment. Can you believe that? Neb's just fine... The bastard! I think I hear Mom coming... Gotta scram!
Posted by The Pets Bean-Swearingen on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:08:00 PST

And we all play nicely...

NOT!
Posted by The Pets Bean-Swearingen on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:10:00 PST

The new fuzzy thing

Mom and Dad brought home a new fuzzy thing. I am not sure what it is and I really don't think I like it. Someone offer me some comfort. PLEASE!
Posted by The Pets Bean-Swearingen on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 08:00:00 PST

Survey Cherry = Popped.

A Survey for Pets!What type of pet are you?Cat.What is your name?Awz Bean.What other nicknames do you have?Boo, Boocaboo, Keedykeedy, and Goddamnit.What is your favorite treat?Beef Jerky.What would yo...
Posted by The Pets Bean-Swearingen on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 05:17:00 PST

New Home!

We moved again! This time somewhere much bigger. It seems familiar but I'm getting old. Alright, well, maybe not "old" but I'm no sprink chicken... Anyway... We're in a new home and I couldn't happier...
Posted by The Pets Bean-Swearingen on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 04:41:00 PST

Lately

Look, I don't have all the time in the world to get on the computer and chit chat. I have things to do! There are things to smell, things to put hair on, clothes to wrinkle and kitty litter to soil. I...
Posted by The Pets Bean-Swearingen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You Would NOT Believe

It has been a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!! First, Mom got a boyfriend. I like Mike - he hates Binx, too. She got a job that keeps her out all the damn time. Mom and Mike brought another cat home... He's ...
Posted by The Pets Bean-Swearingen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hartz Fucking Sucks

Okay, so it's summer, right? I'm chilling on Mom's bed with her and she notices a flea on me. Hey, shit happens... So she tells Grandma to get some flea bath and flea collars for the summer so us ...
Posted by The Pets Bean-Swearingen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah so I copied my Bulletin. Blow Me...

She thinks she can keep me off of here?? Ha! Just like she keeps me from drinking out of the toilet... It's a battle she'll never win. I wonder how long I can sleep today... This evening was hellish! ...
Posted by The Pets Bean-Swearingen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST