Joseph E.V. Romeo
I suck at punch for punch but I'm good at hurting people, My car cleaning habits are bipolar, I hold very few grudges even if the person is a total douchebag, my next door neighbor is Dunkin' Donuts and I always pay 'em a visit, I don't buy new deodorant until I start cutting myself with the sharp plastic edges of stick, I have friends who break my stuff, I go to patriots games more often than I go to church, I find celebration everywhere I go, If you happen to be a giant cement tower located in the Buzzard's Bay area I have probably peed in you, I throw parties once a month because i love cleaning up mud off of the floor and picking up solo cups, I manage to find a way to make myself single every Valentine's Day, My second middle name is Valentine, I can't afford gas to get to work on days that I decide to go, I workout more than I should, I am always listening to music, I'm emo but you wouldn't tell by looking at me, I think we owe our landlord a new lawn, ladies with accents drive me crazy, I should be getting ready to go out, Somehow I manage to go to bed barefoot and I wake up wearing shoes, don't fuck with me because I'll probably produce and mass market a tshirt that rips you a new asshole, don't mess with my friends because I'll probably produce and mass market a tshirt that rips you a new asshole, I don't care what you say.. I am going to own a duck, I'll be the first person to tell you that you suck, but only if I like you.
