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Thomas

Time flies when you're drunk as hell.

About Me

I'm a motherfucking Pirate.

About me?! Fuck off... there's plenty of shit to read on here.
Webpage - Forever|Broken.com , AIM - EMGBass

Live, from my Sidekick:

My Interests

• Friends/Family
• Music
• Guns
• Guitars
• Booze
• Offroading
• Fire

...in no particular order!

I'd like to meet:


Drunkards: I'm looking for the hard-partyers, beer-bongers, shot-takers, 252-drinkers, a The Dreamer-downers, out-of-the-bottle-guzzlers, drink-until-they-blackouters, any badasses who think they can hang with my friends, and anyone who thinks they are cool enough to drink with us fucking Pirates.

You think you know, but you... ahh, fuck it, pass me the goddamn Wild Turkey!

The band that will kill your face.

Stir the Silence

DC

Wulf

Thomas

Jeremy

Pirates, Drunkards, and a Ninja.

A$

Jeramie

Yaaka

The Reverend

Stevato

Hottie chicks I party with.

Jenn

Chantee

SooperBecca

KiKi

Withakay

Friends I've known for years and years.

King Pasty

The Byron

Knick

Gato Negro

Page

Badass people I've never met.

The GBD

Erik

Lumberjack

Tiff

Jenna

See All My Friends

Music:

• Johnny Cash
• Chimaira
• Roger Clyne
• Corrosion of Conformity
• Fear Factory
• Killswitch Engage
• Lamb of God
• Machine Head
• Marilyn Manson
• MetallicA
• Nine Inch Nails
• Pantera
• Rammstein
• Sepultura
• Slipknot
• Soulfly
• White/Rob Zombie

Movies:

Anything with sustained sequences of graphic violence, terminators, chainsaws, blood splattering, aliens, machine guns, post apocalypse, napalm, or zombies is awesome. Oh, and Tombstone is truly one of the greatest movies ever.

Last new movie watched:
The Kingdom

Television:

• History Channel
• Discovery Channel
• Military Channel
• Jericho
• Lost
• Alias
• X-Files
• Squidbillies
• Drawn Together
• Familiy Guy

Books:

I pretty much don't read books anymore, college broke me of that. Maybe that's pathetic, but maybe I don't give a fuck what you think.

Heroes:

• George S. Patton
• Tom Sizemore
• John Moses Browning
• Bill the Butcher
• Mark Allen Wilson
• Scurvy Paulson
• Jack Newton Daniel
• James Fucking Hetfield
• Brian Anderson
• Danny Trejo

Darrell Lance Abbott

My Blog

It was an SKS, not an AK-47.

PUSSY-ASSED FAGGOTAttention you emo-faggot pieces of shit: When life gets you down, go blow your own goddamn face off, and quit shooting up malls and schools. Suck the barrel of a gun the way you suc...
Posted by Thomas on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:10:00 PST

Texas +1

Jenn lives here now.
Posted by Thomas on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:24:00 PST

Quote of the Day:

"You don't like the fact that you can't have a gun on your college campus? Drop out of school." - Peter Hamm, spokesman for the Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence and rabidly anti-gun jackass.Yeah,...
Posted by Thomas on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:47:00 PST

MySpaceless.

Work has hosed MySpace, and my home computer blew up... so I'm not on here much lately.
Posted by Thomas on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:58:00 PST

Yesterday sucked.

Nothing but bitching follows below:• The new bass I ordered has to be returned because it was damaged in shipping and had other various issues with manufacturing quality control. I've only been ...
Posted by Thomas on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:07:00 PST

I couldn’t agree more.

Entrapment - by Kim du Toit"This has always been a bugbear of mine, but it's risen to the top of my Mountain Of Discontent when it comes to agents of the government. I don't see where the hell the gov...
Posted by Thomas on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:04:00 PST

9/11

Six years later: Take a moment to remember the victims. Take a moment to remember the families. Take a moment to remember the rescue workers. Take a moment to remember how your life changed, and ho...
Posted by Thomas on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:43:00 PST

Me wants:


Posted by Thomas on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:33:00 PST

The Ultimate Bachelor Pad

[12:22] Page: check this[12:22] Page: i like this one[12:22] Page: i like the wood beams on t[12:22] Me: Hell yeah.[12:22] Me: Only two and a half million.[12:22] Me: We'll go dutch.[12:23] Page: that...
Posted by Thomas on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 01:00:00 PST

Quote of the Day:

"Come on, people: everyone knows that you need at least a handgun, a shotgun and a rifle to be a functioning member of society." - Mr. Kim du ToitAt the very least......
Posted by Thomas on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:10:00 PST