Rachel Rachel Lightning Bolt,
Brought the whole world to a halt,
Went to Mel's for a malt,
Locked away inside a vault.
Rachel Rachel Lightning Bolt--
Caused the San Andreas Fault,
She's not from the town of Galt,
Her secret middle name is Walt,
wants to go to imore/balt,
cold auf Deustche ist gespelt Kalt,
Nothing else rymes but ralt(?),
take this poem with a grain of salt,
I'm a spazz cuz i drink Jolt.COURTESY OF MARTY THE ONE MAN PARTY
