Guerilla Poetry

My name is Robert Greyson Clifford the 1st, but you can call me jesus. I ride wood on a daily basis with whomever i can find. I have no friends and i spend most of my time making sculptures of inanimate objects i find in other peoples trash. In a past life i used to play marco polo with Napoleon, but that poor bastard never could catch me. In the end i would let him win just so he didnt take over my country, rape my women, and burn down the villages. I have a hankerin' for juice boxes and will not stop my search untill im satisfied. If its deep fried ill probly eat it, cow testes are among my favorites because of there unusualy natural salty taste. If there were three things in this life i needed to survive they would be as follows: 1.My dog 2.A skateboard 3.A lifetime suply of alchohol. I am very dislexic and its taken me about an hour to type this as a result. So if you wanna be my friend thats nice, but ill understand if you click 'back' as soon as your done reading this. It happens all the time, dont feel bad. Ill still get my recomended nine hours of sleep. So for now.... GOOD NIGHT!!!! I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4