Paddington

I'm crazy as hell! There is only one of me in this world, i checked already so don't waste your time. I just got engaged on May 11th. I love my fiancée very much, plus she's a super-hottie. I also love drinking. Sometimes i get jealous of drunk people when i'm sober. If i were a bum, i would rob a bank. If i were rich, i would rob bums. One time i played leap frog with a bum and almost got hit by this big ass city bus, but instead it hit the bum. I think the bus driver was anti-bum. If you're still reading this, that's awsome. I am a proud alum of THE BIG GREEN MACHINE (only a few folks will know what that means and thats fucking awsome). I've never been to the moon, but one time me and buddy Tom (aka: The Drunken Sailor)got really super megaman style drunk and convinced a lovely french couple that we had been. The french are stupid. My other buddy, yes i've got at least two, Dana is french so i hope he doesn't read this. I made Dana climb a tree and funnel a beer, it was great. Tree's are cool. Tree sometimes sounds like "three". Example: There's this awsome drinking game we play called "Three Man", but we pronounce it "Tree Man". The best rule out of 3 Man is that 10 is also a 3. Thanks for the time, we'll get a beer sometime. my backgrounds Background image by Carlos Vendramini. Creative Commons some rights reserved. View the license here: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/