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the.JORDAN

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i BELiEVE EVERYTHiNG HAPPENS FOR A REASON...
PEOPLE CHANGE SO THAT YOU LEARN TO LET GO...
THiNGS GO WRONG SO THAT YOU CAN APPRECiATE THEM WHEN THEY'RE RiGHT...
YOU BELiEVE LiES SO YOU LEARN TO TRUST NO ONE BUT YOURSELF...
AND SOMETiMES GOOD THiNGS FALL APART, SO THAT BETTER THiNGS CAN FALL TOGETHER...
-MARiLYN MONROE
FAMiLY COMES FiRST...NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY...
WHEN ALL ELSE FAiLS...YOU HAVE YOUR FRiENDS...
LiFES TOO SHORT....LiVE iT TO THE FULLEST...
TALL...TRAVELER...ADAPTABLE...CRAZY...HiLARiOUS...FUN...
PARTiES...ROCKSTAR...VEGAS...L.A....818...HOLLYWOOD...HAWAii ...
TABLES...DANCER...THiN..HAiR...MONEY...
SPOiLED...FAMiLiA...SUPER...FRiENDS...FAiTHFUL...AMAZiNG
...HiPHOP...CHARDONNAY...MARTiNiS...PiLL-POPPER
...LEADER-NEVER A FOLLOWER...*OCCASiONALLY*
...LOVER...FiGHTER...SMOKER...iNTOXiCATioN...iNAPPROPRiATE.. .CONVERSATiONS
...VODKA......GORGEOUS...ANiMALS...ALCOHOL...HATED...
TAHiTiAN...MiXED...ASiAN...COCONUTS...BEACHES...CLUBBiNG
...ROLLiNG...GiN=DRY HEAViNG...iNHALERS...OLDEST CHiLD
...WRiST BANDS...TYLENOL...CODiNE...CLOCKS...WATCHED...STALKED...
CELLPHONES...NAME-BRANDS...PRETTY...ViCODiN...LiGHTS...CAMER AS...
ViDEO...FRiENDLY...AMBiTiOUS...NUTS...MEMORiES...
FOREVER...YOUNG...&GOOD LOOKiNG...HAHAHAHAHAHA

My Interests

FOLLOW THE iNSTRUCTiONS PLEASE...

i SHOP...(iN NYC)

i EAT...(iN AMSTERDAM)

i HiTCH-HiKE...(iN GERMANY)

HATiNG DiSNEY MUSiC...(iN TOKYO)

i SHOOT GUNS...(iN DiOR)

COLA FOUNTAiN POSES...(iN BREMER, GERMANY)

DRiViNG...PARTYiNG...BRiDGES...SUSHi...SWEET
BREAD...MARTiNiS...BAGELS...COFFEE...TRAVELiNG...
PiCTURES...PHOTOS...GLAM...LiGHTS...MEDiCATiON...
LOViNG...DANCiNG...CONJURiNG...iNVENTiONS...AGUA...
SWiMMiNG...COOKiNG...EATiNG...GRAZiNG...DiNiNG...SURFiNG
...PONDERiNG...SHOPPiNG...LABELiNG...JUDGiNG...FLYiNG...
BEACHES...DESSERTS...EQUAL...BATHiNG...i-PODS...
ELECTRONiCS...MOViES...CANDY...BUTTER...POPCORN...SASHiMi
...SOONS...SHOK-"u"-DO...MARiS...S...PiES...LiViNG...FUN...CRAZY...

I'd like to meet:



NiCOLE RiCHiE...YOUR MOM...BUDDHA...JAMES FRANCO...THE iNVENTORS OF ZiCAM...
MARSHMELLOW FACTORY WORKERS...SCUBA DiViNG iNSTRUCTORS...LiNDSAY LOHAN...
HiLLARY DUFFS DEALER...PEOPLE WHO SHOP ON HSN...
THE CREATORS OF HSN...WiLLiAM SHATNERS ACTiNG COACH...THE CAST OF DYNASTY...THE ORiGiNAL
CHARLiES ANGELS...PARiS HiLTON...JESSiCA SiMPSONS PUBLiCiST...CHELSEA HANDLER...
CANDY...AMANDA LEPORES PLASTiC SURGEON...CARRiE, SAMANTHA, CHARLOTTE & MiRANDA...
AND ALL THE BEAT BOYS & GiRLS AROUND THE WORLD...

Music:

i♥MUSiC

Movies:

SWEETEST THiNG...
MR. & MRS. SMiTH...
iN HER SHOES...
RAT RACE...
THE DEViL WEARS PRADA...

Television:

SiMPLE LiFE...
SEX & THE CiTY...
HEROES...
AND YES.....GREY'S ANATOMY

Books:

i CAN'T READ... :(

Heroes:

YOUR MOM....OH AND THE GUMMi BEARS...

My Blog

iN NOTiON OF THE TWO BLOGS BELOW....

CALLiNG iT QUiTS.....................
Posted by the.JORDAN on Thu, 29 May 2008 10:29:00 PST

RELAY-SHUN-SHIPS...

When is enough, enough? When do you finalize all of your thoughts into concluding thats its "over"? Is it a specific feeling? Something thats said? Or is it some random sign that points you in the r...
Posted by the.JORDAN on Sun, 18 May 2008 05:42:00 PST

TiiNGS....

ONCE AGAiN IN A PLACE THAT IS ROUGH AND UNCOMFORTABLE, WHY IS IT THAT A PERSON THAT IS OR POSSIBLY WAS STRONG, INDEPENDENT, AND CONFIDENT, COME UP WITH REASONS AND BECOME TOLERANT OF THINGS IN ORDER T...
Posted by the.JORDAN on Sat, 17 May 2008 06:35:00 PST

REFLECTiON

WHEN i TEND TO THiNK ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE THAT COME AND GO THROUGHOUT MY LiFE...iTS PRETTY AMAZiNG TO SEE THE ONES THAT ARE STiLL AROUND...   ALL iN ALL i THiNK iM PRETTY FUN...AND USUALLY AND GE...
Posted by the.JORDAN on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:44:00 PST

LiFE AND SOMETHiNG LiKE iT....

ALOT OF THiNGS HAPPEN iN A LiFE TiME... SO MANY DECiSiONS AND SO MANY THiNGS TO RESOLVE.... SO MANY THiNGS TO FiX AND SO MANY THiNGS TO WORRY ABOUT... WHEN WiLL THERE EVER BE A TiME TO JUST ENJOY LiFE...
Posted by the.JORDAN on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:17:00 PST

SO OVER iT!!!!

BLUGH!!!   iM JUST OVER iT ALL......................................................... ............  
Posted by the.JORDAN on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:12:00 PST

UGH!!!!!

i WANT MY LONG HAiR BACK!!!! THATS ALL....LOL   i NEEDED TO GET THAT OUT OF MY SYSTEM!!!     HAVE A GREAT DAY!        ...
Posted by the.JORDAN on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:06:00 PST

KEEPiNG NESSi ENTERTAiNED....

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?WHY ARE YOU UP SO DAMN EARLY!!!  YOU DONT WORK!2. When is the next time you will have sex?APPARENTLY iVE B...
Posted by the.JORDAN on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:26:00 PST

FOR NESSi #2

1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most ?-EFFiNG...LOL A MORMON ASKED WHY i JUST DONT SAY "FUCK"???2. Do You Own An Ipod?-YUP...iTS MY BEST FRiEND...3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most...
Posted by the.JORDAN on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST

& ANOTHER 1....

1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!  LOL2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?iF YOUR iN iT....THE LEFT SiDE...3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?CHiCKEN PLEASE!!! 4....
Posted by the.JORDAN on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:45:00 PST