masturbating while watching seinfeld and other impossibilities |
I find referring to a previous lover as 'the one that got away' evokes a different reaction when it's followed by '...from the trunk of my car'.
Hello.I'm back.You may remember that l...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:51:00 GMT |
What kind of fuckery is this?! |
Hi there. Here are some reasons President Bush can go fuck himself. Thanks and have a great day.
For 4000+ dead American soldiers. 28000+ American soldiers wounded. Countless numbers of innocent Iraqi...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:03:00 GMT |
I am so much more awesome than you are. It’s painful, really. |
Quick question:Why is it that the only time people go on "sprees" is when they're killing an exuberant amount of people or shopping? *sidenote* I hate Victoria's Secret and all that is our semi-annual...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:22:00 GMT |
Mothers.Daughters.Sisters.Lovers.Friends. |
By: Maya Angelou
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... something ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 15:54:00 GMT |
untitled. |
People say that I have a way with words -or so I heard -I took it to heartand got away with the words...Began my day with the verbs;they tried to tell me how to act,So they got on my nerves.They'd tel...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:37:00 GMT |
"seasons change, mad things rearrange..." |
Peace to Lauryn Hill. OhHowIWish she would lay off the crazy pills and make sweet melodies again.
*siiiiiiiigh*
Moving along...
The year is almost over people. My how time flies! '08 is upon us in ju...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 10:51:00 GMT |
boogers. |
After much soul searching, I have concluded that Mr. Miyagi is indeed my biological father.
No wonder my crane kick is so on point!
An awesome quote for your viewing pleasure:"The only real voyage of...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:14:00 GMT |
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the diary of Lisa L.~ |
-I am currently doing all the shit I always say I will do/wanna do/srive to do/claim I never have enough time to do. This makes me a very busy woman! Things such as:
*Learn Japanese. Tokyo is the most...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:07:00 GMT |
red rover red rover send lisa right over |
Damn yoooous Nate!!! Lol.
Tagged.... Here's how you play:Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:04:00 GMT |
a familiar smell. |
L'amour n'a pas de, frontiere Restes car je t'aime comme tu es J'ai traverse l'ocean du verbe Et je t'ai trouve Such an eloquent disaster occurs when the heart gets captured.
Taught new rhythms never...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:24:00 GMT |
