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EARL

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I'd like to meet:

Anthony Bourdain, Tim Gunn, and Hank Moody

My Blog

the funniest thing happened the other night...

i was out in the desert between two mountains looking up at the sky and then i saw this star, but it wasn't like a normal star you would see on any given night because it was actually one of those 5 p...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 17:58:00 GMT

wee!

i woke up this morning walking on the bottom of an ocean, halfway to outer space and nearly out of breath dodging the falling stones tied to the suicidal poets and drowning romantics an...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:01:00 GMT

clouds

i look up in the sky and i see starving children, flowers in their hands for the dead and the men who killed them, blowing kisses from a distance through two vapor trails in three movements quietly w...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jun 2005 14:07:00 GMT

ow

i woke up this morning with cuts and scrapes all over both of my arms, huge bruises on my legs, three good sized lumps on my head, and an incredibly sore neck. i need someone to tell me exactly what h...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Sep 2004 16:37:00 GMT

me on any given day

the siamese twin lovers made out with french kisses sharpened their knives and made innocent wishes the marks on their necks glowing red from the pressure the waves crashing in on their moment of l...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Aug 2004 11:38:00 GMT

just whining

I couldn't do it today...just too tired. This whole construction worker by day/ rockstar by night thing is starting to take it's toll. I have to wake up at 5:00AM every morning to go do physically dem...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jun 2004 12:59:00 GMT

i'm happy

no, seriously. i am.
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jun 2004 17:21:00 GMT

sexy is stupid

i'll write something later. i've got to go now.
Posted by on Fri, 28 May 2004 15:17:00 GMT