For those of you who don't know ally, let me tell you about her. She may seem like an average girl, the usual passerby through life, trying to find her way. However, that is not the case, she is more than average; this girl is 'one of a kind'. But, unfortuantely for some, is taken by an amazing, charming, funny, gorgeous and silly boy. He's her best friend, he's always there for her and he's her significant other. He takes her to a whole new world when she's in his presence. They always have the best time together and he can make her smile no matter what happens. She's never been so happy with anyone in her life and she truly loves him. So much so that she can't even think of the right words that would even come close to describing how much she loves him.
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Mike Patton is the most amazing musican ever. He's a genius! ... He might even be God. She adores him and his amazingly insane vocal talent! She wants him to sing happy birthday to her. Because that'd be damn cool and extremely epic, apparently. She also wishes to marry him, which we all know won't happen, but hey let's just keep the faith going.