It’s back |
...at least for now. The Boozey and Shank Show is back on the air. Visit our blog and revel in our pathetic ramblings and misguided frustrations.
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 14:53:00 GMT |
From the Department of Useless Statistics... |
Some facts about our recent trip:Days: 9 1/2States crossed: 6Miles: 3006Hours in the car: 42 1/2 (give or take)Caffeinated beverages consumed: 550 oz.Gallons of gas: 96.9Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:32:00 GMT |
It's back! |
Don't get used to it. Anyway, let's get to it:
A note to everyone who intends to get on an airplane at any point in their lives: SETTLE DOWN! You will get on the plane. I promise.&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 00:35:00 GMT |
It's time... |
A 40-minute fireworks show is just overkill. There's nothing new and interesting you can do after 10 minutes. Hey, North Korea....settle down. Seriously. Camptown races sing th...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:30:00 GMT |
Ho Hum |
If using your turn signal is a little too much of a hassle for you, I suggest you leave the driving to someone else. Cap'n Crunch isn't a real Captain. He only got through basic training.&...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:37:00 GMT |
Why not? |
I think camping is kind of like riding my bike in the rain when I have a Mercedes in the garage. The hardest thing about hockey is the ice.If you ask me, there isn't enough pizza in the world.Th...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 18:41:00 GMT |
On a not-so-random note: |
I just wanted to express my gratitude to Senate who, in a surprisingly civil decision, voted that a consitutional ammendment defining marriage as a union only between an man and a woman was not worthy...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:19:00 GMT |
For Pete's Sake |
If you sleep in the bath tub, you'll save time in the morning.It would be mean to feed a cow some milk. I hope to someday be able to live in a house made completely of Legos.Shouldn't my doctor ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:15:00 GMT |
For this week... |
I've always wondered why "phoenetic" isn't spelled phoenetically.Jelly is better than Jam.I also wonder why "abbreviated" is such a long word.Wal Mart has gotten too damn big. Somebody needs to ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:45:00 GMT |
Some Thoughts |
If you're shot through the heart, and you know who's to blame, you should call a lawyer. There are bigger problems at hand than accusing someone for giving love a bad name.People who aren't comf...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:10:00 GMT |
